#strwbrry

general word of advice if anyone is for whatever reason into me, i need you to be as subtle as a fucking brick or i will. not. say. anything. i went into a victoria’s secret with two hot girls from my class and did absolutely nothing. i fear i only have rizz when i know it wont automatically ruin every social interaction ever afterwards

this is probably niche as hell but i need someone out there to make a cover of The Day the World Turned Day-Glo about AI because i think it would go so hard

hmmm. haven’t watched over the garden wall in a while. experiencing a serious spooky whimsy deficiency rn

as a society i think we need to start ending our statements with “over” walkie-talkie style. like. struggle knowing when it’s your turn to talk? want to know when it’s socially acceptable to leave? just end all ur statements with “over,” simple as

“stop beating a dead horse!” my good sir i am in a stable surrounded by deceased equines that were but a moment ago viciously attacking me and keep resurrecting themselves at random tHIS IS RATHER NECESSARY

going through my playlists is so funny because it’s like, trashy pop playlist, obligatory theatre kid playlist, playlist of artist i like, that playlist i made while spiralling, cringe old playlist, cool 70s/80s rock, that other playlist i also made while spiralling, sad music, oh god why is it all sad music what is- oh wait here’s my electro swing playlist :D