if eski were to be deoncelerized i think his name would be emmett and he would be part inuit
like on his mom's side or something
and he always wears this big poofy parka that practically swallows him up because he's really little (it's partly how he got the nickname 'eski') and sometimes people make fun of him for it but most of the time a bunch of other students jump to his defense because he's just such a goddamn sweetheart
especially stripper (sHIT I MISS STRIPPER I'M SORRY I DELETED HIS BLOG ESKI)
stripper's deoncelerized name is jayden and he's black. he was raised in brooklyn and is sassy as shit
but anyway he's good friends with eski and really protective of him; people used to pick on eski a lot until stripper started going to the school. stripper's really tall and skinny and he's really good at giving people death stares, but he dotes on eski and is really sweet to him
everyone else at the school is just like "oh my fucking god just make out already"
and they do
eventually
anyway yeah i guess that's my "contribution" to the deoncelerizing??
sorry if i took too many liberties with eski, mod
(ps i don't even know who runs eski's blog???)
