Ribcage ride~ Heâs one second away from biting his cig in half when y/n starts moving hehehe
Also the voices wanted me to put a
bulge
but alas~
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Ribcage ride~ Heâs one second away from biting his cig in half when y/n starts moving hehehe
Also the voices wanted me to put a
bulge
but alas~

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Stretch ily
Him w/ my self insert:
Honeyed Words Cowboy!Stretch/Reader
<- Chapter 3: Horsin' Around <- Masterpost
Tags!
gender neutral reader, fluff, silly shenanigans, mutual pining, yearning, vague descriptions of reader, no use of y/n, still thinking of horse names so none of them have them yet
words: 4,598!!
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AUpril Day 13 - HONEY
AU: Underswap
Characters: Stretch, Y/N
Ships: Stretch x Reader
Trigger warnings: tw be stings?
Tags: Undertale aupril 2026, might have some typos sorry about that havent reread it, Stretch wants honey straight from the source, Luckily for him you can provide such a service
Favourite typos: beight, frin, One tries to string him, homey
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Stretch stood outside your door. This was crazy, he was crazy. Blue had been nagging at him to stop drinking so much processed honey as it had more bad ingredients than good ones, so Stretch promised him heâd find a local alternative.
When he had run dry on options, he came to you complaining that he wasnât sure where to find local honey. What you told him next shook him to his very core.
You were a beekeeper, he had been mad at first, why didnât you tell him this? You knew he liked honey!! he had stormed off in a haze, he regretted it now. .
So here he was outside your door, hesitating.
He was hoping you werenât mad he ran out on you last week. . He had tried coming to your door several times, but got cold feet.
Sighing, he rang the doorbell, shuffling his hands into his bright orange hoodie. He scuffed his feet on the harsh ground outside your house, it was a small little thing with a huge backyard, heâd only been here once. As you were always coming over to his place.
The door slowly opened and your sweet face poked through,
âStretch Sweetheart! What are you doing here?â You say in surprise, smiling sweetly at him. Your long hair covering your face a little, you had dyed it strawberry blonde recently. You wanted a new change of pace, it reminded Stretch of golden honey.
âNothin honey, just wanted to see ya.â He said cooly, hands still in his pockets with an easy grin on his face.
You giggle at the nickname. Kicking your feet a little and feeling a little hot, you open the door for him to come inside. But a lingering question weighs on your mind, so before he can enter you suddenly ask. âArenât you mad at me? I thought you were- Iâm not sure what i did to upset you but Iâm sorry anyways.â
Stretch stopped in his tracks, shit, right he had stormed off without saying a word to you. . âUh. . Yeah, i was a little bit. . But i realized it was for a pretty stupid reason. . So i kinda came here to apologize.â
âOh! Oh donât worry about that sweetheart! Its okay, we all get mad over silly things, tehe~ donât worry about it to much Iâm not mad at you for being mad at me!â You put a hand up to your face as you giggle, Stretch always found your laugh so cute and soothing.
âAnything you say doll.â You two walked inside, and Stretch plopped down onto your nice couch, he shouldâve realized you were a beekeeper you had a bunch of yellow and orange stuff hanging around your house, you seemed to like cute things and nature to.
Your plush orange chair, your pale yellow sofa, the flowering plants hanging around your house, oh and the peace sign decorations cant forget those. You just gave the vibes of a flower girl, in the best way possible.
You had known Stretch for about a year now, and had gone on a few dates, but neither of you had told each other what your jobs were, you were casual, a bit too casual. And took things slow, a bit too slow. Thats why Stretch had gotten mad, but upon realizing you didnât know where he worked either he felt a bit silly. You were both keeping things from the other.
âSo would you like some tea?â You asked all sunshine and smiles. Your brown and white headband eliminating your hair wonderfully.
âSure thing honey, add some honey to it wontâcha?â He winked at you, and you giggled again sticking out your tongue.
âWhats tea without honey silly! Thats like acorns without trees!â You playfully whip your hair around and walk off to fetch him the tea. As youâre making it you get a thought inside that funky brain of yours. Maybe you could show him the bees today? Itâs a nice day outside, and he loves honey!
âHoney!â You call out head poking out of the kitchen as you waited for the kettle to warm up.
âYes dear?â
âWanna meet the bees today!â You say excitedly.
âHuh? Uh- i donât know. .â He trailed off nervously, there werenât really any bees in the underground. He wasnât used to them at all.
âThey wont sting you! Theyâre very gentle i promise!â Who could say no to that excited look on your face? Stretch certainly couldnât.
âOh alright. I suppose it wouldnât hurt.â You laugh at his pun, as you leap back into the kitchen to check on the kettle, Stretch bursts out laughing as you dash away.
Its not long later that he finds himself outside cup of tea in his hands, staring at your multiple bee boxes in your background.
Nervous didnât even begin to describe this. .
Here you are out here in your summer dress, golden earnings, honey hair lose and relaxed. With no protection on what so ever!! What if you got stung?!
âShouldnât you. . Um be wearing like. . Some protection. .â He trailed off as he saw you happily skip over to the bees not a care in the world, you looked like a radiant goddess as you opened up one of the hives.
A swarm of bees flew out, Stretch teleported beside you to protect you but. . None of the bees were stinging you. They were flying around, clearly agitated. But none were going for you.
You were giggling away happily. âHello little honey bees, mommas here to show you her new partner!â You clapped your hands together in glee, your dress swagging around you.
Partner? That was the first time you had ever called him that. Sure you were dating but. . Stretch flushed a bright orange.
âBabe~ look!â You hold up a bunch of bees on your hands.
Stretch promptly freaked out. âWhat are you doing!? Your gonna get stung-â
âNo Iâm fine! I do this all the time, the bees are so gentle and kind!â You snuggle the bees up to your face, stretch grabs your hand and pulls it away. This agitates the bees, and they start flying around him. . One tries to sting him. . But nothing happens. . Huh guess stingers cant go through bone.
âOh no!â Letting the bees back onto the box, you pick up the bee of his face. Inspecting the bee carefully, you sigh in relief.
âUm whats wrong, why are you more worried about the bee than me?â Stretch wasnât jealous. . Of a bee. . Totally.
âHoney Bees die when they sting someone! But the stingers still intact. Which means itâll survive.â Stretches eyes widen. He had no idea bees could die if they stung someone. .
âThis is why theyâre usually so gentle with me. . They only sting as a last defence to protect the colony.â You said sadly, he had never seen you frown before. . You were usually so upbeat like his brother.
âHey itâs okay, i wont spook them again i promise.â You smile shyly at that. âThat you.â
You suddenly got a pip in your step and a mischievous smile on your face. âWanna try some honey?â
âOh! You bet i do!â
Pulling out a peice of honeycomb from the bees nest, you cut a peice off and hand it over to your beloved.
âWait, were just?? Eating it raw??â He was dumbfounded as he took the piece.
âYeah itâs fresh and sweet!â You say cutting yourself a piece.
âHuh. . Okay!â He took a hesitant bite of his piece. . Oh my god. It was delicious, the honey melting in his mouth, it tasted way better than the store bought brands. . âMhhhm! Dis is so good!â He said with his mouth full.
âI know right?â You said taking a bite of your own.
âWanna help me collect honey from the other hives?â
âAbsolutely!â Stretch had never really liked bees before, but now? He was a bee fanatic. He spent the rest of the day helping collect honey and store it.
When Blue came home that night, he found a bunch of jars full of homemade honey.
And a pair of sleeping honey lovers on his couch. He supposed he could let this slide. Just this once.
Grabbing a blanket he tucked them in. âGoodnight my little honeybees.â Jokingly he stated, having no idea of the day they had just had.
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Hope you enjoyed! I didnt reread of this fic so sorry if theres typos
@undertale-aupril
Okay hear me out while my laptop chargesâŚ.i have a Thought brewing.
What ifâŚreader who is madly in love with Stretch (obviously the man reciprocates harder than you do, letâs be honest. He falls both first AND harder) has an opportunity to bring him back to life?
Casper finds more of the Lazarus serum stashed away behind a broken wall, found while Kat is helping to renovate the attic, and he brings up his idea to reader.
And he says to reader, ââŚyou love Uncle Stretch donât you? I thinkâŚhe deserves this second chance more than I do right now.â

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(Art i drew in February- i met unfertale and its AUs on February 2019- love these guys! And drew this cause yes- love how gaint i made him ehehwhhehehegegebdowbskebdowbdid ahem... sorry got a little exited lol!)
HIIIIIIIII so here are some Stretch headcanons/oneshot. Havenât done headcanons before but i have done oneshots! âŚ. Even through its been a good long while and i do apologize but i have a crap ton to do- đ
But tbh Stretch needs more stuff lol! So here these are! A lot of these are gonna be from tiktokâŚ.ok anywho onto the stuff! ⌠idk how one starts this- halpđđđđđđ
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Stretch and you have a kind of love that is⌠chaotic lol! You absolutely love him to bits.Â
Doesnt mean your not gonna test himÂ
Also doesnt mean that he doesnt test you eitherÂ
He loves to make you flustered, leaving you a blushing mess and it works almost all the time
This is all after a good while when you two date and it continues after marriageÂ
Stretch loves to drag you to him with your belt loops, looping his long fingers through them and pulling you to him. Keeping his hands on your waist and planting his skull in your neck or his chin on your head.Â
Stretch loves to hold you (If youre short aka me lol) either in a hug or flinging you over his shoulder
Though I will say you don't make it easy.
You start to squirm and wiggle, trying to get out of his arms.Â
Swinging around and trying to fly out of his arms to the point that you two are wrestling now. Both fall onto the floor, you laughing while becoming basically water to wiggle out.Â
Stretch does find this hilarious so he does it often. It helps get him off his non-existent butt and move around. Blue does approve! đ
Also while wiggling around with a smile you scream out âYOU CAN PICK ME UP! BUT I WILL NOT STAY CAUGHT!â while giggling like a mad-man. Which you are lol! Makes both brothers laughđ¤Łđ¤Ł
Also he will win half the time but just stopping and full on laying on you. Wrapping his arms around your midsection and skull in your neck. While you continue to wiggle out.Â
Doesnt workÂ
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Also when someone is rude- man will defend himself, his is a sassy man and will also back talk whether they are being rude to him or you or Blue. (does know that Blue can defend himself but Blue being Blue he will punch the guy so Stretch does the back talking for him for good reason)Â
Does also know that you can defend yourself, but he likes doing it for you since you find it hot
But when you want to do it he knows when that time is. So he stands there looking down at the person with a small smirk.Â
Will ask âWtf is the smirk for monster trash.â until you walk up with boss music around you and then that's when the show arrives. đ
Fr like âHey Stretch where's your attitude?â âAh-â walks off and throws you over his shoulder âHereâ he points at you âSupđâđťâÂ
And its funny cause its the opposite for you âNo one is gonna put up with your attitude.â as he walks over and again throws you over the shoulder and walks off with you. Stretch deals with the attitude in his own way, thats up to you to decide lol!Â
Now when Stretch gets an attitude you find it such a turn onÂ
But directed at you?Â
His voice lowers and puts more bass in it and growls a bitÂ
You have no clue if it pisses you off or turns you on moreÂ
so you stand there staring at him having no clue wtf to do lol!
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One of Stretchâs favorite things to do to you is sit next to you, on the couch or just on a chair.Â
Grunting a bit and then looking at you, doesnt matter what your doing, drawing, reading, writing, maybe eating, heck maybe out and about with friends doesnt matter
He gonna put his hand under the chair and and drags it towards himÂ
And everytime it makes you jump a bit cause you keep forgetting about it and it genuinely startles you.Â
Even when its on the couchÂ
He will grab ya and place you onto his lap, being quiet until you ask him questions on his interests and he starts to yap about it and other nerdy things.Â
You just love hearing his voice along with his little âNyeh heheâs they are so stinking cute it melts you everytime.Â
Whenever he needs to move a bit, heâll groan a bit and move
Stars above your face is red and your heart starts racing. Chaos you need to calm tf down, (jk cause im the same im not calming tf downđ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł)Â
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Will let you know this
He has seen you watching the tiktoks that have those gentleman doing small things for their girl and he is going to try some of themÂ
One time he did do one and it was when you two were walking home at night. Blue decided to stay and Alphys and Undyne, your feet were hurting and so Stretch didn't take your hand and teleport like normal. He moves your hand to his shoulder and he picks you up bridal style with one hand.Â
Omgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg when i say blush i mean tomato blush. By the three golden goddesses you found it so hot you just couldnt do anything but stay there and look pretty for himÂ
Back hugs? Hylia above. Thats his other favorite thinggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggÂ
Hugging you resting his hands on your waist or just around it and holding youÂ
Yassssssssssssssssss
âSir you behind me now- imabout to be on top of you later-âÂ
âWhat?! đ¤Łđ¤Łâ
Well crap thoughts came out of your mouth lol!Â
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Placing his arm on the door frames and leaning a bit on it is something you love when he does it to lean over youÂ
Stars help you, you absolutely love itÂ
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Man loves hugging you and you him
Like bruhhhhhhh by the 9 realms you love how his hugs feel
He also will pick you up slightly when he doesÂ
Makes you happy
Makes him happy
Hugs will let you know what mood or emotion man is feeling when he cant say themÂ
Just let him hold you a bit- he needs it everytimeÂ
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WELL!Â
THATS ALL I GOT LOL! LIKE I SAID FIRST TIME DOING THIS!Â
HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY! ALSO FIRST TIME ILL ACTUALLY POST SOMETHING ON TUMBLR TOO- well second since 2023 from my first drawing of the TADC guys and omg how they look weirdÂ
Byeeeeee see you next time!Â
what are the boys like to sleep with? Like, you mentioned Dust has to hug things or reader to be able to fall asleep, now Iâm curious about the others,,, But for some reason I can most definitely see Saint be an insanely light sleeper(donât blame him for all that bs he and Lunar went through). Like, someoneâs walking round the house? He is immediately awake. Reader goes to get a glass of water or sm? He wakes up cause of the change of weight in the bed.
also I feel like at least one of the boys kick in their sleepâŚand red prolly takes up the entire bed idk he just seems like that kinda guy lololololololololol
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