Haven’t You Seen Don’t F**k w/Cats?!?
This happened on the 17th of Feb, 2022.
Hi, I received a love letter from a secret admirer on the 17th that I would like to share with everyone (don't be jelly).
1- I'm not interested
2- you didn't leave your name or porch even if I was
3- are you sure it wasn't a possum? if so, which possum exactly?
To be clear, I do not own a cat. Have I been trying to catch feral cats here, yes, if you think you can do a better job I would love to join forces, otherwise good luck.Also, I know who did this, & you can easily google ways to deter cats from getting on your porch. You are literally asking me to do the impossible because, I cannot control a cat, let alone a feral cat. I'm literally Egyptian, that's why my people settled for worshipping them instead."If someone threatens the cats you care for, you should take it very seriously. There are things you can do to prevent threats from escalating, especially because the law is on your side. Intentionally injuring or killing a cat is a criminal offense. If someone is threatening cats: Notify the police.""Confronting animal cruelty can be overwhelming, but the cats need your help. As you may know, [intentionally harming or killing a cat is illegal—whether they’re owned, stray, or unowned."So, unfortunately, I'ma have to call the popo tomorrow. I just want everyone to know, that there are some cat haters around that are not in the business of communicating with their neighbors properly (let alone writing their name on their love note) & that they are willing to harm/kill, or whatever tf "still want him" means to outdoor cats because they "went on their precious porch."Also, if you have a pellet gun, being trigger happy & shooting cats that are the same color of a popular fruit isn't cool either, & I'm telling on youuuu, cats have 9 lives for a reason, because ya'll want to be evil with passive aggressive notes/threats. Like, get a hobby that doesn't involve animal cruelty or bothering people by asking them to do the impossible. Just saying. Also, not that it matters but this note was left in my mailbox on my birthday. How depressing to be reminded of all days that no good deed goes unpunished.
















