CHAPTER 26: SECRETS OF THE FUNKIN MASTERS
THE PAST INSIDE THE RUINS OF THE FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN BUILDING
Protoman duke nukem, Garfield, Jon mikey sykey and heero yuu where exploring the burned out ruins of the funkin building
"this is where the funkin masters used to harness there magical powers of funkin" said jon arbunkle
"what is funkin" asked heero
protoman explained it "the funkin masters used to the song of creaton to bring things into the reailty they had true power over song maggic to change world" protomon said
"but they got hurburis and lost control of the funkin power creating monsters and thats when the call of gorefield seductioned them with poiwer"
they walked into ruins witch was covered in dark blood and evil glows "this was beautlful place once but the funkin masters where tempered by evil they say sonic.exe once and wanted to create lots of new sonic.exes thinking they could ocntrol; them but they lost control and the sonic.exes destoryed the funkin masters" said mikey
garfield clanched his fisti "WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO MAKE MORE SONIC.EXES ONE WAS BAD ENOUGH!!?!?!?!?!"
"because the power of darkness was seduction garfield they wanted to create there own sonic.exes in hopes they could use the funk to controling them" jon replied.
suddanly there was fat man it was DOCTOR ERGGMAN BUT HE HAD A RED FACE AND HOLD INSTEAD OF A MOUTH "Doctor egfgman? no you are not him you are a .exe" said heero as he got into a kung foo defanse pose
"i am STRAVED AND I EAT PEOPLE" he said and a robot metal sonic with a high tech cooker in its chest unit was there "THIS IS MY NEW ULTMATE ROBOT AIR FRYER!
protoman fired his buster and attacked with sheild "its one of the abominations created by the huboobris of the funkin masters do not let guard down!!!"
garfield lunched a series of punchings at air fryer but it was too powercul as he punched him into a wall "i should eat cat i love that cat" straved drolled
"not on my watching" heero yuu said and pushed garfield out of the wall and helicopter kicked at air fryer but the robot broken heeros legs and throwed him into its chest closing the door to the air fryer as heero banged on the class "save me" he shed as the air fryer turned on
"air fryed boy is really good in fact air fryers are very health you know and reduce fat contant while keeping good taste" straved laughed
"DO NOT KILL FRIEND" said protoman shooting.
staraved laughed as heero boiled and died to death "YOU CLEARLY DON'T OWN AN AIR FRYER HAHAHA!"
but it was fake h eero used double magic to fake being in the air fryer "big mistake" he said and pressed the self destruct button blowing the air fryer metal sonic up at the cost of his own life
"NO AIR FRYER WAS LIKE A SON TO ME NOW YOU ARE THE MENU!" straved said as duke nukem shot him with double shotguns "THE ONLY MENU HERE IS A BULLET IN YOUR FACE!"
before straved could attack PICO SHOWED UP SINGING WINGS OF A BOY THAT KILLED ADOLSCENANCE FROM GUNDAM WING AS STRAVED AS COVERED IN ENERGY DRAGGING HIM INTO THE ABYSS "go b ack to hell .exe!" pico said.
mikey sykey was shocked "you are a funkin master but i thought the power of gorefield destoryed your forms"
ppico nodded "That is right hackblood master my comrades the funkin master drawed on the power of gorefield to create sonic.exe copies and we where corrupted and lost however i was able to send the horrors to gorefields own realm with the corrupted masters now i guard this place"
"What will happen" asked protoman "there are dark forces that will one day want to break the seal and free gorefield they must be stopped"
but then gunfire happan and pico was shot a lot and ELON MUSJK WAS THERE "i invented a gun that is also a phone haha" he said and was texting on his gun "i am so very clever and smart"
"WHY DID YOU KILL HIM WE TRUSTED YTOU!" said jon
Elon laughed "i do things my way and putin gived me a lot of money to take you losers out and i want power and people to like me so i will build a new world where i can do anything i want and nobody can stop me!"
duke nukem aimed his guns "I will stop you!"
"no you won't because the kremlin knows you are here and are sending mig fighters to bomb this temple so welcome to die" elon said and jumped on a ladder as a helicopter takened him away and the building explodes.
PRESENT DAY PRESENT TIME
Protoman waked up in doctor light house now upgraded with the new megaman gx turbo technology "you have been asleep a while but now you have been outfitted with the same power and upgades your borhter megamangx has so you can fight against the coming evil" doctor light said as protoman got up and feld his new form
"FROM NOW ON YOU WILL BE PROTOMAN X!!" doctor light said.
the wall exploded as a sonic.exe with a zip mouth and long noodle arms had came "I AM HUNTER A SONIC.EXE AND I WILL TURN YOUR ORGANS INTO PAIN" it sytreached and coilled everywhere and cryed blood"
rOLL hit with a broom "did the illuminati already break the gorefeild seals" roll asked as protoman used the proto x buster to blaster it "no it must be a free one they recovered but i wont letting it, liv for long much" and he fired machine fun lasters but they did not doing damage
"i am unkillable becuse of horror and pain hahahahahahahaha" said hunter
Twat walsh then comed in with a rockat gun "we already have sonic.exes helping us with horror and pain will we get rid of deganermates and make world white and pure free of the weak and worthlass haha" and he started blowing the lab up
protoman x kicked him so hard he wented head first into the tolet in the bathroom next door "always some weak minded hateful humans that think they can control darknass you never stop do you" protoman x was not impress
HUNTER then went to the bathroom as his mouth opened into the size of tunnel and consuming matt walsh and zipped the mouth back up as he fareted out the screaming soul of what was once mat wash "useless people get eated" hunter laughed..
then Cirno peppino spacgetti brick gustavo had come in as cirno thrwoed the case at protoman x "TAKE IT THE PRIMSATIC RAIN BLADE!" she said
the case creacked up as the rainbow gem katana was there glowing was aura of massive powerful "now i am complete" protoman x said as he used his LIMIT BREAKER LEVEL 1 RAINBOW SEVERNCE NEWTYPE JUSTICE and sliced hunter up as he exploded then slashed him 2000 times as the sparkles and power purified all the darkness and made him stoip existing forever "perish to not existing you abaomination" protoman x said and shilved the blade in the blade holder.
"this is powerful weapon tell the lunar doctor thank you" protoman X said.
but circno said something else "your brother megamangx is in gensokyo but something has happened not just nazi but now taliban has invaded with the help of william afton" cirno said.
"then we better go to stargate command" doctor light said.
GENSOKYO
shadow the hedgehog and oemga where at human villain spying on the talban leaders "FUN IS BANNED MUSIC IS BANNED EVERYTHING THAT IS NOT RELIOGON IS BANNED YOU WILL OBAY US!" said the leader as all the women in gensokyo where chained up
"look over there its andrew tates lost boys and the man behind the slaughter" shadow whispered as they saw william afton in a purple cape leading the talicban
remilia and Ran catached up "we need to do something about this we can't let these talban losers have there way with our world" ran said
shadow was thinking "if we could get them and the nazis to kill each other we could weaken them and megamangx could take down afton" and they made plans.
to be continued.











