#strangedoor

1. Name a literary figure on which you have a crush and explain why.

Eric Northman (Sookie Stackhouse series) and/or Spade from the Jeaniene Frost novels

Wow, yes they are both vampires awwwwwkward~ I think I'd prefer Jeaniene's characters more since they have a bit more depth They're quite a bit more developed individually than Charlene Harris's

2. If you could infiltrate any historical decade and culture, to be born into without knowledge of this life, where would you choose?

Present-day or Future London. I need my electronics, but I really enjoyed my time there.

. . . Oh wait, But did I enjoy it because I grew up away from it? Because I don't think I'd have a car if I lived there There definitely isn't nearly enough anime conventions that would develop me into who I am now I guess I can't really change where I came from since it would change who I have become And I don't dislike myself enough yet ;)

3.  What historical figure would you like to do drugs with? Dealers choice of person and drug.

Drug would have to be caffeine because I AM A PANSY I JUST AM LET'S ALL DEAL WITH IT NOW So, soda wiiiiiiith....

Jesus.

DAMN THAT WOULD BE FUNNY, RIGHT?!

(okay, let me explain.... when people usually ask "living or dead" they don't have to actually be HISTORICAL like, MAKING OF HISTORY so I usually pick Douglas Adams because WHO THE FUCK WOULDN'T WANT DINNER WITH DOUGLAS ADAMS?! HIS COWS RECOMMEND WHAT PART OF THEIR BODIES TO EAT! But... you said HISTORICAL. ugh.... So either Jesus or Teddy Roosevelt) 4. Compile a 4 band tour lineup that would probably never happen, but fulfill all your dreams as a listener.

System of a Down Muse Modest Mouse Shiny Toy Guns.

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that was surprisingly easy. wow

5. If you could study any field without worry of cost, job market, or time, what would you choose to learn?

Special effects makeup. Moreso than now-- I don't think that the theatre has the means to teach what I want to learn

6. You have one non-living object of your choosing permanently attached or embedded into your body, what do you pick?

Ugh, this would make cosplaying difficult.

OH. a strip of flesh colored heavy-duty velcro on my back (fuzzy side) So I can cosplay wings without a strap.

It's sad that body modification must go through the "cosplay test"

7. Aliens land and happen to speak directly to you first, but obviously you don’t comprehend their language. What luck! They comprehend yours. What do you say to the aliens?

Are you the Doctor? Nod if yes, shake if no. If no, Area 55 is that way

8. What apocalyptic scenario really scares you most, and what’s your plan to cope with it?

None? I don't think one would happen. I don't know if that's my not being religious but I just.... don't. I dislike disease but that doesn't scare me. If we're going down I'm sure a disease would take most of us out. OH MY GOD WHAT ABOUT THE CHEMICALS IN SERENITY THAT SLOWED EVERYONE TO DEATH EXCEPT THE TEN PERCENT THAT BECAME REAVERS?!

NO!

I DON'T WANNA BE A REAVER!!!!

but being slowed to death doesn't sound that bad It looked like everyone was rather pleasant....

9. Say something to someone you no longer have the ability to speak with. You don’t have to explain, but be honest with yourself.

I loved you so much. You should've told me where your life insurance was, you knew I would need it-- you told me you had it-- but when you left we were done for. You left me alone. With nothing but her.

10.  If “the gods” (mythological or made-up) were real, with which pantheon would you side? 

Norse gods have the most wild antics, Greek gods have the most sex. I guess I'm going Greek-- they have wine parties and fuck with mortals and when they're turned into pigs they're like "WHO CARES, LOOK AT ME I'M A PIG THAT'S AWESOME" instead of SMITE SMITE SMITE

11.  You are in the position to pay your favorite director to make a extremely accurate movie-rendering of any book of your choosing. Which do you pay him/her to make?

Halfway to the Grave by Jeaniene Frost Though really, it just might be because I was thinking about it with that first answer

That whole series is amazing though...

Surprisingly underrated for a vampire series maybe because of the issues they deal with? Not too terribly childlike or marketable

HOLY CRAP, KIRSTEN! THESE QUESTIONS WERE LIKE, REALLY SUPER INTERESTING!

most of them took a whole lot of thought