#straightest

So.

I've come to realize that when kpop stans say kpop is gay/say their kpop boys are gay, it's mostly because of how they act TOGETHER, flirting and acting (debatably) couple-ey. But when I call Stray Kids gay... it really has shit to do with them being "flirty" or "coupley". It does, however, have LOTS of shit to do with me being a gay gen z teen that can smell Gay Culture from a fucking mile away.

"Elaborate?"

ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY.

OK SO [prepare for a long-ass essay y'all, I've thought on this alot] here are various reasons why Stray Kids ooze gay culture.

The inability to sit in chairs/beds/couches/floors/literaly anything correctly [have you seen their vlives?? And?? Like?? Skz player?? Nuf said.]

The inability to language

The extreme meme culture woven into Stray Kids' daily life- Fortnight dances [hi felix], weird facial expressions, the woah, etc [cuz lets be honest gay and meme go hand in hand nowadays]

The entirely platonic need to be touching one of the other members in any way, be it arms, hand-holding, or a gentle head-on-the-shoulder, or also literally spooning eachother, 24/7. It aint even romantic, ya just. NEED THE AFFECTION.

[I honestly have a theory that lgbtq+ ppl are more affectionate/snuggly/willing to openly snuggle platonically cuz we already face so much shit for just being gay that the societal standards normally keeping people from cuddling like they need to dont effect us at all, but more on that another time]

The need to shout "gay" when the athmosphere is suddenly silent

Like i know it was a one-time thing

But if that aint the most gay culture thing ive seen Jisung or SKZ do than my life is a lie

Also, random shouting/schreeching/random incoherent noise simply vuz u wanna be L O U D

Examples: Minho screaming, Seungmin's weird noise [you know the one], Jeongin screaming, Chan's baby noises, Changbin's random sounds- i could go on but i won't

Just. Flirting. Like not even srsly wanting to be with the person, ya just FLIRT.

The inability to sit completely 100% still

Announcing ur unstraightness [yea i mean Changbin]

Socks. Over. Sweatpants.

Like i dont even know if its gay culture but it feels like it should be or already is and i just don't know about it -

Most of them or all of them are technically gen Z??

So in conclusion I believe Stray Kids to be absolute gay culture and that's that

Straightest Definiton