#stotch

He’s grounded almost all the time so he probably ends up having to eat a lot at lunch

Because he spends almost all of his time in his room anyway

So let’s just say that there’s some culinary class that the south park school offers

for one of your last grades you were supposed to help the school lunch ladies prepare a lunch

And the students would leave anonymous notes and requests for how to improve/what they liked

So you probably made the dessert!! You made Butters’ favorite, Strawberry Shortcake

So by the time lunch rolls around, Butters is one of the first in line

You recognize him almost instantly and he flashes you a smile.

“Well heya, Y/N! I didn’t know you were cook in’ here!”

Tbh you can probably hear his stomach rumbling and you feel kinda bad for him that his parents are so neglectful

He just blushes

”Ah, sorry about that one N/N. You’ll have to excuse my appetite there…”

You wave him off and secretly give him the largest slice of Strawberry Shortcake

He thanks you and walks away and by the time lunch is over you sit down and relax.

You go through your anonymous box and pluck through the comments, some of them helpful, some of them not, some of them calling you some sort of slur (cartman wrote his name on this one) and finally, at the bottom was one from Butters

It read ‘dear N/N. That cake was delicious! I was stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey, you’re really good at what you do! :)” with his number on it

And thus began your relationship!!

This is the prime example of the ‘the best way to a man’s heart is through his stomach’ analogy

You bring Butters food when his parents aren’t home a lot of the time

And sometimes you even bake with him!!

His parents are the only issue

He’s grounded 99.99% of the time

So, you often bail him out by bribing his parents with your amazing baking

They probably force Butters into learning how to bake and cook, lucky for him you’re the perfect teacher

So you two bake a lot together!!

And you begin developing feelings for each other

Butters is your certified taste tester

And one day you’re standing in the kitchen together and you’re making cupcakes

He notices that you have a bit of batter on your cheek and goes to wipe it off but at the last minute he ends up kissing your cheek

You’re both red by the end of this

He begins to apologize but you just dip your finger in the batter and put more on your face for him to do it again

Aaand so your relationship begins!!

Food based nicknames

He calls you ‘cupcake’ and ‘nugget’ a lot

You call him ‘butterscotch’ ^^

It makes him blush like there’s no tomorrow

Still your certified taste tester

One time he got a stomach ache because of your cookie dough, he couldn’t stop eating it and you just found him on the floor with his hand on his stomach as he looks at you apologetically with the empty bowl right next to him

You didn’t mind but you did have to take care of him

He tries cooking and nearly burns the house down

You make him amazing meals for his birthdays and for your anniversaries!!