Sorry, can't come out Connie. I have 8 nickels, 2 singles, 5 quarters and a furry lifesaver. That might get me 3 sips of beer, 5 bar pretzels and pissed off I'm not getting drunk tonight. Thanks for the invite though, you arrogant fuck. #doinglife17 #stopshowingoff #makeitrain #imbrokebitch (at New Jersey)

He definitely knows how to work the camera 🐶📷⭐ #corgi #corgipuppy #model #stopshowingoff

"If I lay like this mommy do I get another treat?" He's too smart for his own good. #adorable #stopshowingoff #corgipuppy #corgi #derp