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quite a long time until they have a falling out where the argument is suffocating their relationship. at that point,Ā steve would have to be the one to initiate theĀ break up because tony wouldnāt even think of leaving him no matter what, he doesnāt want to let him go and he doesnāt want to see him go.
how quickly did/will they fall in love?
about as fast as watching paint dry or the grass grow. they donāt realize it until long after and even so, theyād deny it, tony more so than steve.
how was their first kiss?
after going through their signature arguments, tony gets frustrated to the point where he just grabs steve by his face and kisses him. it was a very awkward moment, especially for tony considering he just realized what he just did and heās internally suffering at that point. steve just stands there with tonyās hand still on his face, ( sexually ) confused and stunned. they havenāt admit it, but they liked it.
you would think itād beĀ steve, but itās actually tony!Ā heĀ likes to show off but at the same time, heās pretty straightforward about it, so heāll lay it out on steve with a very, VERY expensive ring.
who is/are the best man/men?
rhodey, thor, tāchalla and bucky. peter is their ring boy. :ā)
pepper is the maid of honor. shuri, nataliya and pretty much the rest of the girls in marvel are the maids!
who did the most planning?
tony āā steve would try to include himself but tony would not let him, heās not fixing to have an old fashioned wedding, NOT ON HIS WATCH. he wants it to be modern and even better!
tony. heās a huge perfectionist. he sees ONE thing out of place or any mistake whatsoever and heāll have a midlife crisis. steve is trying to calm his fiancĆ© down as if itās not a big deal.
tony: BUT IT IS A BIG DEAL, I NEED THIS TO BE PERFECT, STEVE, NOT FOR ME BUT FOR THE BOTH OF US.
steve: ā¦. tony, are you on your cycle?
how fancy was the ceremony?
back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | normal church wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | kate and william wish they were this big.
who was specifically not invited to the wedding?
we all know itās steve from how much tony wants it.
who is the one to instigate things?Ā
tonyās always vaguely asking for it. if only you can see the way heĀ āunintentionallyā leans forward on the counter, showing off his ass or the way he runs his hand over steveās arm or gives him a few pats on the butt LMAO
how healthy is their sex life?Ā
barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | they are humping each other on the couch right now
straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | donāt go into the sex dungeon without a horseās head
how long do they normally last?Ā
sometimes itāll be brief ( typically 5-10 minutes more or less ), other times itāll be longāāit depends on their mood. but if tonyās in one of those āmoodsā where he keeps telling steve what to do when heās not quite satisfied until steve has enough of itā¦Ā
do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms?
not particularly. tony would try but heād always end up forgetting about it because his head would end up beingĀ too clouded to remember. steve doesnāt really think or are about it, heāll give and heāll have something inĀ return regardless.
how rough are they in bed?Ā
softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | the bedās shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | their dirty talk is so vulgar itād make Dwayne johnson blush. also, the wallās so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
how much cuddling/snuggling do they do?
no touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | a little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | they snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
how many children will they have naturally?Ā
well they canāt exactly reproduce, so none.
how many children will they adopt?Ā
one or two āā three is the maximum.
who gets stuck with the most diapers?
STEVE. tony refuses to go near them, he has no desire of dealing with the struggle, let alone risking the chance of getting peed on.
who is the stricter parent?Ā
out of the two, probably tony even though heās laid back himself. that doesnāt mean that the child would be able to do whatever they want though, thereās always a limit to what they can do.
who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school?
who remembers to pack the lunch(es)?Ā
both do but itās not like theyād ever forget because thereās f.r.i.d.a.y. to help keep in check too!
who is the more loved parent?Ā
both! steve and tony are best dads.
who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?
either or. if tonyās too busy, steve would go and vice versa but both would go when given the chance.
who cried the most at graduation?
tony, heās weeping on steveās shoulder. watching them grow is too much for himā¦
who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law?
BOTH. no way either of them are gonna allow them to get in that sort of troubleā¦ tony would be so dramatic as to show up in his iron man suit BECAUSE HEāS HAVING NONE OF THAT, meanwhile, steve would simply step in and stop them from doing anything reckless.
who does the most cooking?
yāall know it beĀ stevie :>
who is the most picky in their food choice?
tonyā¦ heād literally tellĀ steve what he wants and how he likes it, but sometimes heād change his mind so it becomes a hassle for steve. and if tony gets what he doesnāt want or feel like eating, heādĀ whine about it until steve shuts him up by shoving the food in his mouth because Enough is Enoughā¢
who does the grocery shopping?
sometimes steve but tony just has f.r.i.d.a.y. order for them.
how often do they bake desserts?
once in a while for certain occasions or if they feel like it.Ā
are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater?Ā
theyāre pretty much both. they like themselves a properly balanced meal.
who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner?Ā
tony! heād be cheesy about it too. he had to stall steve when heās out, cause he kept burning the food. he couldāve just ordered fancy food, but he wanted it to be special and personal. he tries hard, at least.
who is more likely to suggest going out?Ā
sometimes both or either of them, but mostly tony. he likes homemade food, but having a nice variety of cuisines from many of his favorite restaurants would be refreshing and nice to have every so often or at least once in a while.
who is more likely to burn the house down accidentallyĀ while cooking?Ā
tonyā¦ā¦ heās almost done it about five times. luckily his own house isĀ āsmartā enough to prevent it from happening
steve does it mainly because it keeps him active inside. tony doesnāt because heās too full of himself. and too lazy. #bigmood.
who is really against chores?
tonyās against doing them.Ā steve asks him to do one small task and tonyāll sigh in exasperation as if he was asked to run a marathon across the world. heād decline the demand by using āiām busy!ā as an excuse when heās not even busy.
who cleans up after the pets?
steveā¦ starting to look like heās the housewife here haha.
who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug?Ā
tony, but then heād get called out by f.r.i.d.a.y.
who stresses the most when guests are coming over?Ā
tony! he expects the place to be clean for the most part and thats when he ACTUALLY cleans the houseāātony makes steve help because he doesnāt want one spec of dust anywhere at all (bless steveās soul for having to deal with tonyās pushy ass).Ā
who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning?
tony: oh look, you got your daily allowance.
who takes the longer showers/baths?Ā
definitely tony. he likes to soak in and relax. steve makes it short and brief unless tony makes him take a bath with him.
who takes the dog out for a walk?Ā
steve. tonyās always busy with some kind of work.
how often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays?
as often as they can, unless something bad doesnāt come up.Ā
what are their goals for the relationship?Ā
to tolerate each other? they like to see how well they could negotiate in any situation they would argue. who knows, maybe there will come a time where they wonāt argue over tonyās decisions or steveās actions. (NOT).
who is most likely to sleep till noon?
tony, heās such a sleepy head after using so much of his head. steve would take the time to do whatever he likes without getting judged or commented on for it LOL
who plays the most pranks?Ā
ooh, this is interesting āā tony would initiate the pranks, mostly with his creations while some are other stuff and steve would always make a comeback for them.
