What kind of low life, good for nothing motherfuckers steals somebody's clothes out of a dryer?!?!?!?! I bet you were a group of drunk, bored stupid ass fucking college students with nothing better to do with your lives because you live such meaningless lives that the only thing you can do is get drunk and STEAL PEOPLES BELONGINGS. I may not be the poorest person in the world and God knows I'm blessed but now I have to go through so much to go and buy back what you stole. I doubt you know what it's like to have to work because mommy and daddy pay for everything. Well I really truly and honestly hope and pray that one day you will be thinking back on your life and see how worthless and how much of an asshole you are.

I don't consider myself an evil person, but I can be one vengeful bitch, and I hope I never find out who you are because I swear to God you will regret it. I'll move on, go buy some new fucking pants, under shirts and bras, and talk to my bosses hoping they will understand. But you whoever the hell you are I wish you nothing but the worst in life, it's not like you stole something of extreme value or did something monumentally terrible, but you fucked me over and I don't forgive certain things easily, people say you shouldn't hold grudges, but I am one of the best at it.

I only write this on my tumblr because I don't know who you are, but I hope your life is hell and I pray that one day you have nothing left but one load of laundry and it gets stolen. And you think back on that one drunken night that you stole some random person's clothes because it was so easy to open the window and pull the clothes out of the dryer. Universe/God/whatever even though I may not see it, I hope you make this happen the justice and irony at work would be absolutely beautiful.

Like I said I don't consider myself to be a terrible person, flawed? Definitely, but I would never do something like that, and maybe it is karma for being impatient and a bitch to some people, but I don't care. I am pissed the fuck off, it's not like I'm afraid but definitely inconvenienced and embarrassed that I have to go explain to my boss how my clothes were stolen by some assholes.