Why isn’t “Washes Own Ass” included in the cute pack of milestone cards??? It’s far more valuable than say things like “Went On First Car Ride” or “My First Halloween” #WashesOwnAss #MilestoneCard #BigDaddyVibes #StillDoesntWipe #MaybeNextWeek #RoryKat #UsedEntireBottleOfSoap #DontCareIDidntHaveToDoIt #SparklingClean https://www.instagram.com/p/B2AgEFqAp79/?igshid=20ihoi9t1m0c













