#still amusing though

Cartoon dog with organs ripped out: okay

Massive machine that spits out gallons of gallons upon ink, to the point where there’s pipes in the walls full of the stuff: okay

Half-formed humanoid ink creatures trying to kill him: okay

Cultist made of ink worshiping a cartoon as a god: okay

Guy with projector for a head: okay

Cartoon whose head is dangling from a fishing rod: okay

Spider with teeth on its head: okay

Half-blind cartoon trying to beat him to death with a pipe: okay

Cartoon angel forcibly taking him on a date where all he does is collect items so she doesn’t kill him: okay

An entire room full of dead dogs: okay

Maybe in my younger years I would have fallen for this but lets be honest here, 99% of players know this crap aint real.

A-Using a normal character. Yes GM’s have their characters they play, we all know they do but when it comes to GM stuff they’ve got special accounts for it. Same with FFXIV, comes with being a GM.

B-IF YOU ARENT SURE OF THE LINK DOUBLE AND TRIPLE CHECK BY USING YOUR BROWSER TO GO TO THE ACTUAL SITE (Like go to google, type in battle net boom actual link). I know for a fact that isn’t the link to battle net. Period. 

C-What is sentence structure. We depth investigation abnormal account? Everyone makes mistakes but idk about you all who’ve talked to GM’s before but they don’t type like that.

D-[Blizzard Administrator] I’m sorry, normally that sort of thing comes up in place of character name for 1 and for 2 its normally in some different color. I think mines like bright yellow or pink. It stands out pretty well and normally isn’t part .