To: Allrin, [email protected]
From: Sambel, [email protected]
RE: How’s College Life? Sent 8.29.54, 5:31 PM
I just unpacked. Ugh. Why do they expect us to do this always in the heat? I mean, a cooling mechanism is third grade stuff, and they don’t have one? They won’t even let us make one!
It’s not fair. Are you unpacked? You left last night. You should be. Your roommate? Your dorm room? I want pictures with your next email.
My roommate’s insane, I swear. He stuck up posters of some celebrity or other all over our walls. How am I supposed to put up my calendars and photos when some guy with a white beard and freaky tattoos is in the way?
Also, how am I supposed to sleep?
My roommate’s name is Stevhyahn. Tell me how you’d pronounce that name. He had no reason to get offended with I mangled it. I don’t think a trans-lingual earpiece would have helped.
I don’t know that we’re going to be friends. I should go say hi to the rest of the wing now, though, so I’ll tell you more later.
And email back soon, damn you!
~Sammy~
 P.S. PICTURESSSSSSSSSSSS.
