Currently listening to the new Joe Abercombie book, narrated by Steven Pacey (also known as the BEST narrator in the world). I'm only a few hours in but this is already my Book of the Year. Highly recommend this but it is VERY gory. If you can't handle lots of bodily fluids this is not the book for you. But if you're into an alternative middle ages Europe with vampires and werewolves and elves and dark dark humour then this is very much for you. Did I mention the female Pope?

"Shit!" (Whenever I have a minor inconvenience)

"Bastards!" (Whenever I have a minor inconvenience that involves other people)

"Still alive." (When I wake up in the morning)