#steve robin

˖꩜ 𝗌𝗆𝗎𝗍 𓏲ּ𝄢 𝖽𝖺𝗋𝗄 ♡ 𝖿𝗅𝗎𝖿𝖿 ᝰ 𝖺𝗇𝗀𝗌𝗍 𐙚 𝗌𝖾𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗌

𝗒𝗈𝗎’𝗋𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗃𝖺𝗓𝗓 𝗍𝗈 𝗆𝗒 𝖻𝗅𝗎𝖾𝗌 — 𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝖻𝗎𝖼𝗄𝗒’𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗉𝗂𝗌𝗍 𝗌𝗎𝗀𝗀𝖾𝗌𝗍𝗌 𝖽𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀, 𝗁𝖾 𝖾𝗑𝗉𝖾𝖼𝗍𝗌 𝖽𝗂𝗌𝖺𝗌𝗍𝖾𝗋—𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝖺 𝗌𝗁𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗅𝖾𝗌𝗌 𝗂𝗇𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗂𝗈𝗋 𝖽𝖾𝗌𝗂𝗀𝗇𝖾𝗋 𝗐𝗁𝗈 𝖺𝖽𝗆𝗂𝗍𝗌 𝗌𝗁𝖾’𝖽 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖻𝖺𝗇𝗀𝖾𝖽 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝟣𝟫𝟦𝟢𝗌. [♡]

𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗉𝖾𝗋𝖿𝖾𝖼𝗍 𝗆𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍 — 𝖻𝗎𝖼𝗄𝗒’𝗌 𝖻𝗂𝗋𝗍𝗁𝖽𝖺𝗒 𝗂𝗌 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗎𝗉 𝗌𝗈𝗈𝗇 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝖽𝗈 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗌𝗉𝖾𝖼𝗂𝖺𝗅 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗁𝗂𝗆, 𝗆𝖺𝗒𝖻𝖾 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗇 𝗍𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝖺 𝗍𝗂𝗆𝖾 𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗏𝖾𝗅𝗅𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗋𝗂𝗉 𝗍𝗈 𝗌𝖾𝖾 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗆𝖺𝖺. [♡ 𐙚]

𝗍𝗁𝗋𝗈𝗎𝗀𝗁 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗌𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗌 — 𝗒𝗈𝗎’𝗏𝖾 𝖻𝖾𝖾𝗇 𝖻𝗎𝖼𝗄𝗒’𝗌 𝗋𝗈𝗈𝗆𝗆𝖺𝗍𝖾 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗍𝗁𝗋𝖾𝖾 𝗒𝖾𝖺𝗋𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗂𝗇 𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝖺𝗌 𝗅𝗈𝗇𝗀 — 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗁𝖾 𝖽𝗈𝖾𝗌𝗇’𝗍 𝗇𝖾𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝗄𝗇𝗈𝗐 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍. 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗌 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇 𝖾𝗇𝗈𝗎𝗀𝗁 𝗍𝗈 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝗋 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗒 𝗀𝗂𝗋𝗅 𝗁𝖾 𝖻𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌 𝗁𝗈𝗆𝖾, 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝗅𝖾𝖺𝗏𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗂𝗌 𝖾𝖺𝗌𝗂𝖾𝗋 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗇 𝖺𝖽𝗆𝗂𝗍𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗍𝗋𝗎𝗍𝗁. [ᝰ♡]

𝗌𝗐𝖾𝖾𝗍 𝖽𝗂𝗌𝗉𝗈𝗌𝗂𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇 — 𝗌𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 𝗁𝖺𝗋𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗍𝗈𝗇 𝗂𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝗋𝖾𝖾 𝗐𝖾𝖾𝗄𝗌 𝗉𝗈𝗌𝗍-𝖻𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗄𝗎𝗉 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗉𝗅𝖾𝗍𝖾𝗅𝗒 𝗁𝗈𝗅𝗅𝗈𝗐—𝗎𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗅 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗇𝖾𝗐 𝗀𝗂𝗋𝗅 𝗇𝖾𝗑𝗍 𝗅𝗈𝖼𝗄𝖾𝗋 𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝗅𝖺𝗎𝗀𝗁𝗌 𝖺𝗍 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗃𝗈𝗄𝖾𝗌, 𝗌𝗍𝖾𝖺𝗅𝗌 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗅𝖾𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗆𝖺𝗇 𝗃𝖺𝖼𝗄𝖾𝗍, 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖺𝖼𝖼𝗂𝖽𝖾𝗇𝗍𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝗋𝖾𝗆𝗂𝗇𝖽𝗌 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝗐𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗂𝗍 𝖿𝖾𝖾𝗅𝗌 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝖻𝖾 𝖼𝗁𝗈𝗌𝖾𝗇. [ᝰ♡]

𝗁𝖾𝗅𝗅 𝗁𝖺𝗍𝗁 𝗇𝗈 𝖿𝗎𝗋𝗒 — 𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝗍𝗈𝗆𝗆𝗒 𝗁 𝗉𝗎𝗍𝗌 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗁𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗌 𝗈𝗇 𝗌𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗋𝗎𝗇𝗌 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗆𝗈𝗎𝗍𝗁, 𝗁𝖾 𝗅𝖾𝖺𝗋𝗇𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗁𝖺𝗋𝖽 𝗐𝖺𝗒 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗌𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾’𝗌 𝗀𝗂𝗋𝗅𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝗉𝗋𝗈𝗍𝖾𝖼𝗍𝗌 𝗐𝗁𝖺𝗍’𝗌 𝗁𝖾𝗋𝗌—𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝖿𝗂𝗌𝗍𝗌, 𝖺 𝗁𝗈𝖼𝗄𝖾𝗒 𝗌𝗍𝗂𝖼𝗄, 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖺𝖻𝗌𝗈𝗅𝗎𝗍𝖾𝗅𝗒 𝗓𝖾𝗋𝗈 𝗆𝖾𝗋𝖼𝗒. [♡]

CAPITAL P PLATONIC STOBIN of course!! any time

marriage pact. goes without saying. if both of them are single by 30 they're getting married immediately.

stonathon context stobin where robin absolutely loses her SHIT when she realises steve is dating jon

“i’m dating your ex, and you’re dating her ex”

“…yes”

modern au theyre an eclectic music household!!! royel otis to the killers to ABBA to whatever their in-universe version of maya hawke is

steve gives robin driving lessons

there’s a lot of “right, that’s good! that’s good, okay, just slow down at the - jesus christ, rob, what are you doing?? trying to hit every pedestrian possible??”

they insult and praise each other in almost equal measure. none of it is said sincerely

robin starts timing how long steve takes on his hair every morning. his “record” is 21 minutes 16 seconds

every time robin goes out on a date there’s a forty minute long parade of her trying on different jackets and being like “good?” and steve being like “ehhh where’s the big denim one”

similarly. steve takes an interest in eddie and goes to robin like “what do you know about metal??”

she’s like “absolutely nothing. we should find out”

there’s like an entire day of them lying on the count going through different cassettes and being like “oh this one is okay!!” or “no, absolutely not” or “jesus, is he chanting SUCK?? is that what he’s saying”

one year robin is like “okay. steve. i need you to pretend to be my boyfriend this christmas so my parents get off my back”

so he goes with her to her parents house and they fuck around pretending to be a couple for a bit. needless to say theyre awful at it

“oh yeah i was exactly robin’s type, even in high school. isn’t that right, rob?” 

“isn’t his hair charming, mom? i think it’s charming and not ridiculous at all. steve, honey, tell them what products you put in it.” 

robin sometimes does her nails black, and whenever she does them steve ends up reluctantly asking her to do his. black isn’t his thing, though, so they acquire a collection of baby blue and pale orange and navy bottles

they room together. obviously. they share a flat for like, ever

and eventually if they separate, they are always in the same apartment complex or on the same road

theyd die for each other. goes without saying. i think about the fakeout death with steve in season 5 sometimes and how if you go back and watch it, you’ll notice robin is screaming. almost like she’s the one falling. the clip makes me cry

theyre absolutely the most important people in each other’s lives, and i don’t think that’s a bold thing to say.

Robin: 10.

Steve: 10 what?