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YOU HAVE YOUR PRIORITIES IN ORDER BECAUSE IT’S TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE WORLD’S GREATEST PERSON, STEVE FREAKIN’ BEAVE
4. Five facts about your father.
He used to be a professional stage magician back in his day (and performed for at least ten of my birthday parties)
When he retired from the company he founded/ran for sixteen years his employees threw him a roast but then nobody roasted him because they all wouldn’t stop crying over how much they were gonna miss him so I ended up being the only person to actually roast my father
One time Steve Beave rescued Gene Kelly from being locked in his office. True story.
His favorite character to strongly identify with is Goofy
One time on a Hawaiian vacation Steve Beave asked Pierce Brosnan to stop following him and that’s how they became friends
