7) finding a somewhat private area at a fancy party to fuck (coat closet, empty office, secluded corner on the big balcony, hedge maze if we wanna get dramatic, etc)Â
Stetopher meet-cute and fuck-hard at Scallison's wedding?? And Petopher get to keep the twink after? :3
Phoe! It's finally here! The Stetopher Meet-Fuck at Scallison's Wedding fic is finally hereeeeee!
Thank you to everyone who has seen me mentioning this fic over the past month and a bit for your patience and encouragement as what was supposed to be a 1-3k PWP smut prompt ficlet ran away from me. In the end, it ended up being exactly 15k (which is extremely satisfying and no I absolutely did not tweak my editing when I got down to the last little bit and saw the word count flirting around 15k so that it would land right on that satisfying number what are you talking about?)
You can now read the fic on AO3 as The Wedding Twink!
Phoe, I know you're really busy right now so I definitely don't want you to stress about reading this, but I do hope you enjoy it whenever you get a chance to read it! ^.^
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Iâm writing a stetopher fanfic I just love these tragic little gay men.
"I know being gay is something you can barely wrap your brain around already,â Peter grabs Chrisâ chin and tilts his head so he can make eye contact, âbut I donât think itâll break you to introduce you to the wonderful world of polyamory.â
Peter raises his brows when Chrisâ face falls in shock. âMaybe I miscalculated.â
Chris takes a moment to recalibrate and says incredulously, âYou mean like those cult leaders that have a ton of wives, Peter? Youâre pulling your supervillain bullshit again. Stop it, this is serious.â
Peter drops the hand on his chin and looks at the ceiling like heâs asking for guidance or patience or something. Which Chris finds hilarious because he has it on good authority that he doesnât believe anything has power over him let alone some god.
âSweetheartâŚâ he takes a long suffering breath, âthatâs polygamy.â
steter into stetopher fluff I wrote for @cattatonically
my teen wolf partner-in-crime
1100ish words, rated T for language (as usual with me)
fluffy floofy fluff
If there was one thing that Stiles has learned in all his years on this earth itâs that he doesnât know everything. Â He likes to pretend he does. Â He likes to have his fingers in enough pies and whatnot that he at least sounds like he knows what heâs talking about. Â He has books and podcasts and social media accounts. Â Contacts and clients. Â
He knows things. Â He knows a lot of things.
He doesnât know how to handle this, though.
Heâs just finally understanding how to handle the whole being in a committed relationship with someone who doesnât think that Doritos and frozen pizza is a home cooked meal. Â Not that his other relationships were bad. Â This is just his first one since college, really. Â Itâs a good relationship. Â A solid one. Â One he doesnât want to mess up.
So the fact that heâs sharing a home cooked meal with someone who isnât technically part of the relationship feels a little weird. Â Mostly because itâs not just a âhey I happened to be cooking tonight and you stopped byâ meal. Â Or even a âhey thanks for helping with that thingâ meal. Â No. Â This was Chris inviting him over with the purpose of making a meal for him.
Oh sure it was originally supposed to be for Stiles and Peter both. Â Which changed the odd factor a tiny bit considering Peter and Chris are basically best friends. Â But then Peter got stuck on a call with Sweden of all places â and Stiles would call bullshit considering Sweden is something like nine hours ahead of them but he knows how Emelie is and a 2AM call isnât actually that out of character for her â and so Stiles is here. Â In Chrisâ apartment. Â Eating a ridiculously good meal simply because Chris had wanted to make a meal for Stiles and Peter.
They laugh about how much Peter is going to hate the fact he has to eat leftovers if he wants any. Â They sip wine that Stiles enjoys but he knows Chris bought mostly for Peter. Â They eat ice cream that Peter would have enjoyed but Stiles knows Chris bought specifically for him. Â They clear the table together and Stiles argues his way into getting Chris to let him help with dishes.
Stiles falls asleep on the couch halfway through the movie they start after dinner and wakes up to the sound of Peter in the kitchen grumbling about how subpar leftovers are when compared to the original meal. Â Chris grumbles something in reply and shuffles out of the kitchen back to his bedroom. Â A few minutes later Peter settles on the couch and pulls Stilesâ feet into his lap before restarting the movie. Â He makes it about as far this time as he did the first before he falls asleep.
â
âI have a question for you.â
Stiles looks up at Peter for a second and then goes back to the book heâs reading.
âOkay. Â Go for it.â
âDo you think Christopher would like this?â
Stiles looks up again and squints at Peterâs phone, eyes darting between the screen and Peterâs face a few times.
âKittens,â he says, turning back to his book again.
âKit- what?â Â Peter twists his hand to look at his phone. Â âThatâs not a kitten, Stiles.â
âI never said I was going to answer your question, Peter. Â Besides. Â Heâs your best friend. Â How the hell would I know better than you if he would like something?â
âYouâve been spending a lot of time with him lately. Â I thought you might have some insight.â
Stiles rolls his eyes. Â âDonât take your weird misplaced jealousy out on me.â
âWhat are you even talking about?â Â Peter scowls at him. Â âI am not jealous.â
âAnd cows donât shit in the pasture.â
âExcuse me?â
Stiles shuts his book and drops it on the couch.
âYouâre jealous,â he says. Â âYouâre jealous and you canât figure out which one of us youâre jealous of. Â If youâre jealous that Iâm spending more time with Chris or that heâs getting to spend time with me.â
âThatâs preposterous.â
Stiles shrugs. Â âThatâs just the way the cookie is crumbling, love.â
Peter stares at him for a few seconds before looking down at his phone again. Â âIâm not fond of these cookies, Stiles. Â Not at all.â
He watches Peter scrolls angrily for a few minutes before he sighs softly and pushes himself off the couch. Â Peter grumbles and grouches when Stiles flops into his lap and wriggles around until Peter wraps his arm around him and settles him in place.
âWe can always make other cookies,â Stiles offers as he runs his fingers up and down Peterâs arm. Â âTogether.â
Stiles reaches down and types something into the search bar.
Peter hums contemplatively. Â âTogether then.â
â
The door to Chrisâ apartment swings open and Stiles grins.
âHey, Chris.â
âHi, Stiles.â Â Chris looks past his shoulder. Â âHello, Peter.â
âChristopher,â Peter greets politely.
âIâm going in,â Stiles whispers loudly as he ducks under Chrisâ arm and toes off his shoes before making a beeline to the kitchen. Â âWeâre clear, Peter,â he shouts back.
âDo I even want to know?â Chris asks as he steps back and waves Peter inside.
âIt was mostly Stilesâ idea. Â So. Â Probably not.â
Chris shakes his head, holding his hand out for Peterâs coat and hanging it in the closet as Peter slips out of his own shoes.
Stiles isnât in the kitchen when they get there. Â They find him out on the balcony in Chrisâ chair looking up at the sky. Â Peter steps out and kisses Stilesâ forehead and then slips past Chris and back inside. Â Chris watches Stiles, listening to Peter puttering around inside, until Stiles looks over his shoulder and smiles.
âGo on,â Stiles says. Â âHe misses you. Â Spend some time with your bestie. Â Bake a cake. Â Make out. Â Stare longingly into each otherâs eyes for a bit. Â Whatever. Â Just pay him some attention.â
Chris holds his gaze until Stiles looks back up to the sky.
âPay him some attention, huh?â
âYeah,â Stiles laughs softly. Â âThen when youâve had your fill of him let me know and Iâll come in.â
âCould be awhile.  Iâve been dealing  with him for years.  Iâve built up a pretty good immunity for time spent in Peterâs company.â
âIâll be waiting.â Â Stiles reaches out for Chris and tangles their fingers together when Chris reaches out in return. Â âIâm not in any hurry.â
Chris bends down to press a kiss to Stilesâ knuckles.
âI wonât keep you waiting too long.â Â Chris kisses Stilesâ knuckles again and straightens. Â âPromise.â
Stiles still isnât entirely sure where theyâre all going with this. Â But thatâs okay with him. Â Because he knows he has both of them with him for the journey.
I may be on hiatus from posting podfic (and work may still be kicking my butt!) but I thought I would rec some Stetopher fics that Iâve read (or re-read) recently and enjoyed! Hopefully, at least one of these is new to you, dearest reader. Go show these fics + authors some love, if youâre so inclined! đĽ°
Enjoy these 21 Stetopher fics under the cut this weekend! đĽł
(As always, make sure you check the additional tags on each work before you read!)
some short and sweet ones to start you off:
The Matchmaker by Green
Rating: G - Words: 1660 - Published: 2017-10-27
Summary: Two men are standing in his waiting room, both of them looking like they walked out of one of Stiles's wet dreams.
"Are you here for matchmaking?" Stiles asks once he's stopped ogling and remembered he's a professional.
A box full of marshmallows by panto
Rating: T - Words 1528 - Published: 2019-10-24
Summary: Chris and Peter plan a camping trip to take Stiles out of town for a weekend, so their young boyfriend can get away from all the stress and pressure at home and in college. Stiles doesn't expect there to be even more surprises.
these ones made me laugh out loud and had me smiling at my screen like a loon while i read:
Summary: The AU where Stiles' life is a Lifetime movie, but with more peace lilies.
All You Feel (is Love) by Twisted_Mind
Rating: T - Words 7539 - Published: 2022-04-30
Summary: Â âWait,â he breathes, laughter starting to bubble up. âAre you telling me that, of the three of us with this fucking disease, youâre the emotionally intelligent one of the bunch?â Â Peter smirks, but his eyes are dancing, and yâknow what, heâs earned this one.
So Youâre The Boyfriend? by FailWolf (GeekMom13)
Rating: E - Words: 8163 - Published 2021-12-21
Summary: Stiles meets Peter's friend... and keeps bumping into him at the worst times.
Then Peter meets Peter's friend and apparently, Stiles had it wrong.
need something longer that has some drama in it? enjoy this one that i plan on re-reading this weekend too:
Summary: Peter's unsatisfied with his investment firm. He gets paid hand over fist to work obscene hours without much respect from the CEO to show for it. Worse yet, they've asked him to babysit some nerdish bore graduating with a statistics PhD from MIT.
Stiles thought it would be a nice, free long weekend in New York City. Chris just wants to get away from his father's firm.
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Every joke starts off like this: A werewolf, a spark, and a hunter walk into a vegetarian tapas bar....
this one is so sweet youâre going to be having to take breaks to get through it (in the best way possible!):
In the Darkness, Be My Light by GoldenDaydreams
Rating: E - Words: 11309 - Published: 2022-02-14
Summary: Stiles isn't leaving Beacon Hills for good. He just needs a break, and he knows where to go.
two words for this one: forced! bonding! seriously, obsessed with this fic:
Living Well by FicBaal (illbeintheend)
Rating: E - Words 14809 - Published: 2022-02-14
Summary: Stiles is forced to cut his magic training short when a ward alerts him to trouble in Beacon Hills. Everyone but Chris and Peter are gone by the time he makes it back, something has taken them. Something hungry.
Desperate times call for desperate measures...and bedfellows.
need some angst? look no further than these fics (donât worry, the payoff is worth it!):
lock away the pieces by EzzyDean
Rating: T - Words: 10000 - Published: 2022-01-08
Summary: Itâs like the second year of college all over again. Â Only about a hundred times worse because Christopher Argent aged like a god damn fine barrel of whiskey and Peter, well, Peter has always had an inclination for the finer things life offered him.
breath, suddenly sharpened by sinequanon
Rating: T - Words: 4449 - Published: 2017-02-28
Summary: The three of them were always meant to be together; it was just a shame that one of them had to die first.
broken mirror by Areiton
Rating: M - Words: 1948 - Published: 2018-07-29
Summary: Sometimes he thinks about how things might have changed, how Stiles might have changed, if he had ignored Stilesâ tremulous no, and bitten him as his instincts screamed.
Summary: Itâs been five years since Stiles heard Chrisâs voice, two days before he was taken prisoner while serving in Afghanistan.
Stiles has moved on. It's been hell to rebuild his life after he had everything he'd ever wanted, but he managed and he's fairly happy. His fiance, Peter Hale, is smart and gorgeous. He has the job he's wanted for five years. They have a good life.
But still in the quiet moments, when he sleeps, he's haunted with the lingering bitter sweet dreams of Chris's face.
the sex in this one is just... YES:
In The Waking Hours by Triangulum
Rating: E - Words: 9093 - Published: 2017-10-27
Summary: Chris and Stiles have been at their house in Spain for a little over a year when Stiles answers the door to see Peter standing on the other side of it, a bag slung over his shoulder. Chris hears the doorbell, but doesn't hear anything else, so he walks into the foyer curiously, to see Stiles standing in front of the door, staring at Peter with her mouth hanging open. Peter looks uncomfortable and unsure, hand clenching the strap of his bag tightly.
Or
Sequel to In The Mourning Hours
some of my absolute favs that i personally am responsible for hundreds of hits on collectively, because i re-read them ALL the time:
Safe Harbour by cywscross
Rating: T - Words: 12821 - Published: 2018-02-14
Summary: Peter didn't think he'd find a home here. He certainly didn't think he'd find a home with two other men.
Chris and Stiles prove him wrong.
Hunger & Release by Twisted_Mind
Rating: E - Words: 5265 - Published: 2017-07-21
Summary: âA word, before we begin,â Peter murmurs. He nods. âYouâre here to watch, Christopher, not judge. If you want to understand, youâll need to hold off on questions until later. Itâs also in your best interests to remember that what youâre about to see has nothing to do with you.â
living on borrow time (but we live it so well) by cywscross
Summary: Whatever last desperate piece of magic Gerard played after his body rejected the Bite, even that old bastard probably didnât mean to raise the dead with it. Â Not that it makes a difference either way of course.
Firebreak by Whreflections
Rating: E - Words 24451 - Published: 2019-10-27 - Completed: 2019-12-13
Summary: When Stiles comes to Chris to tell him he's interested in pursuing a relationship with the snarky, brilliant phoenix firefighter he met through his job at the hospital, Chris isn't entirely surprised. Â They've been friends for a while, now, and Peter is exactly Stiles' type.Â
After ten years together, he knows Stiles inside and out- it isn't a shock that he's falling for Peter, or a shock that he's capable of considering anyone else. Â Stiles has never been less than open with him- but if this is going to work, Chris is going to have to be just as honest with Stiles, and with himself.
Some lines are hard to cross, even if those boundaries are self inflicted.
I know that a lot of people are hesitant to read a WIP but, I promise you, these ones are SO good that theyâre worth the read, even if the author never updates again:
âCause Iâm a Fucking Mess Sometimes by petersnarker
Rating: E - Words: 3242 - Published: 2022-04-24 - Last Updated: 2022-04-24
Summary: Chris pines so hard after Stiles, and Peter encourages it.
Well, This is Awkward by thesherlockianwhjustcant
Rating: E - Words: 86747 - Published: 2018-11-04 - Last Updated: 2022-02-21
Summary: Stetopher soulmate AU in which Stiles, Peter, and Chris only find out they're soulmates when they're alone in a room together for the first time...
when fates collide by finnickyfox
Rating: M - Words 23726 - Published: 2020-06-02 - Last Updated: 2020-07-20
Summary: Beacon Hills has been waiting a century for its Guardian to appear. Finally, in 2005, the Nemeton awakens and a human Spark stumbles into the Hale pack's lives. Peter and Chris struggle with the unusual pull they feel to the savior that's intent on avoiding them. Meanwhile, Stiles has trouble forgetting his past as he navigates a role he was never meant for.
Threeâs A Crowd (So Follow The Sound) by naijagirl101
Rating: T - Words: 89059 - Published: 2016-11-24 - Last Updated: 2021-12-28
Summary: "He could ward places, perform protection spells, and outthink everyone but Deaton this side of the Andes, and he had a successful side hustle in charms. He had his own apartment up in Palo Alto during the school year and Skype calls w/Scott and Kira, and Thanksgiving with Lydia (and Jackson, the everlasting douche, God) at RPI to look forward to and -
- his life was full. Amazing, even.
So, really, he was still whole."
Or the one where Stiles has kind of made peace with the fact that he was born with no soulmate. As fate would have it, it turns out he actually has two.
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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Chris Argent/Peter Hale/Stiles Stilinski
Characters: Chris Argent, Stiles Stilinski, Peter Hale, Scott McCall, Allison Argent, Malia Tate, Derek Hale, Erica Reyes
Additional Tags: Relationship Reveal, The Pack Finds Out, Polygamy, these fucking cuties, Peter Hale is a good Boyfriend, age gap, Large age gap, Stiles is dating his friends dad, Two of them, Magic!Stiles, BAMF!Stiles, Spark!Stiles
Summary:
Arguably, it was not Stilesâ fault.
It wasnât, okay?
He had been up for the last 37 hours, his caffeine and blood sugar levels were dangerously low, and his adrenaline was fading. Fast. Honestly if it wasnât for his magic, he probably wouldnât be standing right now.
So you see, simple exhaustion was to blame. Well that and his fucking boyfriends.
The shirt gapes at his collarbones and swims on him a little, because Peter has actual muscles whereas Stiles only has good intentions of one day hitting the gym
After being bitten by Deucalion, Allisonâs death, and everything thatâs happened in between, Stiles moves away from Beacon Hills. Heâs struggling to figure out what he became after the bite, until a phone call reveals he didnât manage to escape the supernatural as he hoped he would. Chris Argent and Peter Hale arenât exactly the support system he expected to have, but he reluctantly accepts their help and gets more than he bargained for.