#stereoa

.Hi STEREO-A.

.Pathetic, as you have called Deep Space Climate Observatory, seems to be a more fitting description for you. Is this really how you would like to spend your days, deflecting whatever troubles you by being rude to others and making fun of them, even if they have achieved more than you, or by desperately attempting to gain the respect of someone who does not care for your existence in the slightest? .Yes, he may have been decommissioned, but that was after a long-lasting mission that made many important advancements. There are worse fates to suffer than early retirement, are there not? Such as, oh, I don't know, losing contact after entering an uncontrolled series of rotations. Just an unrelated example, of course! Nothing more. .I am not trying to change your ways, as it is ultimately your choice to persecute people. (Is it a reasonable one? Highly doubted.) All I am doing here is making you reflect back on what you have said, Mr. Solar Terrestrial Relations Observatory A.

what does this one even do?

.You stay AWAY from me and my son.

.HEY.