#sten tag

Bwahaha. He could be! Honestly, shipping Anansi with literally everyone is something I've thought about more than once... #wardenbicycle

who wakes the other one up with kisses-- Anansi, being the most touchy-feely of the bunch, is usually the one getting all nuzzly and kissy in the morning. And then Alistair joins in when he wakes up. And then Sten tells them both to brush their teeth before they get their shiny ass faces anywhere near em.

who cooks for who-- Sten and eir passion for food combined with eir passion for detail and order and instruction actually gets em far in the culinary field -- ey're really good at following recipes and learning what makes what taste like what (so ey come up with some pretty tasty combinations on eir own as well). So after that one time that Alistair burnt water (well, something like that, haha), the cooking duties fell to Sten for the most part.

who is the morning person/night person-- Sten is more naturally nocturnal than anything else, because the quiet and stillness suits eir personality, and the darkness suits eir eyeballs (ey have a fair bit of sensory sensitivity). Of course, when they're all on the road, it's usually travel-by-day, rest-by-night, so ey just fall in line. Still, ey're the last one asleep and usually take first watch as a result.Anansi likes the laziness of afternoons, and Alistair is one of those up-with-the-rooster motherfuckers (probably because that's how it worked in Frosthold where he was raised).

who is the romantic one-- They're all quite romantic in their own ways -- Alistair is very vocal and likes to remind everyone who his beautiful partners are and how great they are. Anansi is very demonstrative with his body, and also loves to make and buy gifts. Sten gives gifts much less often, and very unpredictably, but they're always the most perfect gifts ever (ey pays a lot of attention, after all).

who is the top when it comes to sex-- Sten is very sexually passive, until you get em going, I suppose. Alistair is more enthusiastic, but submissive. Anansi the adventurous most often takes the lead in sexual affairs.

who would lead in ballroom dancing-- I just tried to imagine a three-person ballroom dance and cracked myself up. But luckily, Sten isn't into dancing... Anansi would convince Alistair to lead because he likes the idea of his big bara boyfriend leading pretty fancily-dressed Anansi in a dance. It just ~fits the profile~, yanno.

who is the more cuddly one-- Alistair is very cuddly, although he doesn't initiate the cuddling as often as Anansi does. He's a very enthusiastic participant, though.

who is the one to most likely pick the movie they watch-- Sten. Ey know if ey let Alistair pick it, it'd probably be some cheesy action flick with a lot of explosions and quotable quips. And if Anansi picked it, it'd probably be something totally fanciful like Pan's Labyrinth, and the thing about Sten is ey can't watch movies like that without picking everything apart for sense-making and what-not.Sten's taste is mostly compatible with everyone's liking until ey start picking things like Walküre (ey're the only one who likes war movies, lmao).

who is the one who would pay for dates-- Anansi. Face it, he's usually the one with the moolah.