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If there was one thing Aubrie felt fortunate about, it was how well she blended in. She was wearing clothes she had shoplifted from a designer store in the Art District, so she looked exactly like every other rich kid in San Myshuno. She looked innocent with her long blonde hair, bright blue eyes, and soft features. No one would be suspicious of her walking into the penthouse. Not even the security guards would give her trouble; Aubrie was sure of it.

Hermes-Have you ever stolen anything?

Hahahahaaha

okay, gather ‘round, and let me tell you of the time i was busted for shoplifting something i didn’t steal, and how i have a lifetime ban from K-Mart.  My friend and i (we were not bad kids, just poor) were hanging out in K-Mart (like a walmart but not as cheap, not as big selection. no food but chips). We wandered around, we looked in the electronics and i picked up a movie (it was a VHS i think- this was that long ago).  we went to the pharmacy aisle and i decided i was going to shoplift condoms.  (no money, but i was going to be safe with my business.)  walked around a bit longer, and then put down the movie and left.  Then the security guy was like “where’s the movie?”  i told him i didn’t have a movie, i set it down.  he told me he saw me take it. i told him WHERE i set it down.  he said nope, i must have stolen it.  Made me and friend empty our pockets in the security office.  found the box of condoms.  asked where i got them- lied and told him i carried THE WHOLE BOX just so i could be safe- he was like ‘yeah right’ and so i got banned.  

omg i haven’t thought of that story in years. 

Cernunnos-What is your favorite animal?- To be quite honest, it’s probably whatever animal i’m looking at a picture of right at the moment, or petting right at the moment.  higher on the list are animals i’ve spent a good deal of time watching/interacting with- cats (of course), large/very large breed dogs, baby versions of any animal, horses.  nondomesticated animals- penguins. 

Morrigan-What do you think happens when we die?

I think that we get reborn (our souls) into a new body, and that soul-families (like the people you interacted with here- whether your closest friends, your lover, your co-workers, sometimes that one person that you really hate) are generally reborn to know each other again in new combinations- sometimes lovers in one life will be neighbors in another or gay lovers in another.  I think you get reborn as long as you want to (using the spiritual Want- what your soul desires).  Then there’s a Heaven of sorts (an after-party?) for souls that are done getting reborn.  i imagine it like a peaceful forest. 

Atum-What are your greatest imperfections?