#statehuman florida

Is dressing up for a BDSM session in front of the family, weird?

Does a rat get PTSD after being inside of a launching tube rocket?

Is there such a thing as too much cocaine?

How well do gators and meth mix?

Is diving into the Bass Pro Shop’s aquarium and grabbing fish by hand to eat, ethically allowed if I’m starving?

Is going to Petco and gathering animals to eat, considered hunting or stealing?

Florida lights up a firecracker

Florida: hmmm… I wonder…

Florida closes his hand and the firecracker goes off

Florida *chuckling at the mess he just made* : haha… firecracker, go boom

Florida’s head starts to swim, his vision also starts to blur, and he begins to stumble. He just lost most of his hand and is currently losing blood

Florida: *calls US*

US: *looks at his phone… and proceeds to sigh before answering* yeah, son?

Florida: Hey dad. Do you think sugar looks like cocaine?

US: What? Why?!?

Florida: Nooooo reason. Anyways, I gotta go

Cali: *annoyed* what?!?

Florida: *looks at Miramar, Fl and Hollywood, Fl. Then back at Cali* Are we twins?!?

US: Alright, everyone. The USSR just put a man in space. We need to go further, like the moon. I know it might seem crazy now but I believe with progress, we can do it!!

California: I can build the Rocket!

Florida is looking at the fridge and Ohio is nearby sitting on the couch

Florida: We have no of it is fresh fish

Ohio: Then go to the grocery store

Florida: *with a glint in his eye and a mischievous smile* I have a better idea. Be sure to grab your phone

Ohio: Okay?

They reach Bass Pro Shop

Florida: This is my grocery store

Florida dives into the Bass Pro Shop aquarium

Ohio: *laughing* You’re so insane

Loosely based on this article https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.orlandosentinel.com/news/florida/os-ne-florida-man-jumps-into-bass-pro-fish-tank-20200515-m2qgwyavfvanpjni5g2atew4b4-story.html%3foutputType=amp