#starztalks

Of the firm belief that when John Dory is at cash registers he brings out his wallet and it has one of those 127 polaroid pictures of his brothers that just tumble one in one big rope . He starts retelling the stories of the most ridiculous ones without realising how insanely dickheadish he sounds all while laughing fondly . He then leaves without paying

Barb practices braiding on Riff [and takes out half his hair in the process] so she can braid Viva's hair but Viva doesn't know any of this and sees Riff strutting around w a braid from Barb when Barb has consistently gotten nervous and refused to braid hers and gets kind of upset lowkey but like she's sooooo chill about it she really doesnt care [she does care so much]

Can you imagine being a diehard JD stan in the trolls universe though . He has no identifiable qualities besides being the leader but you swear to your Floyd stan friends that he's cute and his voice is nice . He's kind of weird and ridiculously self absorbed in interviews . He fucks up a performance and you hear loud arguing backstage . He then drops off the face of the earth for like 20 years . People are theorising he's been living in the woods and he becomes a cryptic myth . They reband and you find out he actually WAS living in the woods and that he's also the only bitchless member . Do you throw away your JD photocards yes or no