dumb shit kashia has said but make it starters ! ! !
april fools you fucking animals, have this joke of a masterlist of dumb shit that i’ve either said or posted. this isn’t a real masterlist pls don’t actually use these OAIGJAIOGJAIO
“How you from the artic and you shivering because of the cold? Fake ass artic fox.”
“That’s a rich woman’s stack right there.”
“She got the most property but she’s in our tax bracket. That’s a poor woman.”
“I don’t know how you’re poor with all that property.”
“I didn’t win but I won with having the most ones. Like a stripper.”
“And you fell! That’s what you deserve.”
“Why are you touching my feet? ... And for FREE?!”
“You’re sick? Girl go to the hospital.”
“I want to be hated in a sexy way.”
“Not you getting jumped by a one year old...”
“Teach me how to speak British.”
“Gosh, I need to be more annoying.”
“Your secret got exposed? Don’t worry, just watch Beyonce perform!”
“I be stealing memes like I’m white.”
“I hope you have nightmares tonight.”
“The reason why I have white hair at the age of 23.”
“I’m crying, he’s crying, we’re meant to be.”
“You should’ve kept that shit to yourself, balding man.”
“This is a judgement free zone! ... Sometimes.”
“... What if I’m the next Virgin Mary omg.”
“You scheming little rat, this is why I love you.”
“If only I was a white boy with long brown hair, then everyone would be falling in love with me.”
“Actually fuck it, Imma send the money to you via pigeon.”
“?! WE RAW DOGGING TOMATOES IN THESE STREETS?!”
“Wait a minute, is this Dancing Queen? Man, who made this playlist? I need to thank them!” *I made the playlist*
“I’m just two white scotts with an identity crisis.”
“My coffee is the one thing I’ll allow to be colonized.”
“You guys think I actually remember the shit I type?”
“The one time I’ll do something for free, no need to bribe me folks.”
“Angst is literally my thing!”
