#starter dump

I’m going to post new opens and reblog old opens that I want to do still. Anyone is free to answer any and all threads if they so wish.

      “I am about to go full-on homicidal if someone doesn’t own up to eating the rest of my fucking pringles” 

                     There wasn’t any hesitance, just a few steps that brought them closer, Stiles phrasing the brief words as more of a hopeful question than a direct order, “Kiss me” 

         “I’m sorry, Stiles isn’t here right now.” he drawled, voice rough from overuse, “But i’ll be sure to let him watch while I tear you apart” 

         “Look, i’m not looking for sass. I just need some advice, okay? I’m not exactly a casanova here, and i’d like to get laid sometime this century” 

       “ You don’t even know me... “