#start-missing-everybody

The opening episode starts with a kerfuffle regarding mic connections, I stopped there assuming the rest was similarly unedited. Are the episodes proper more polished?

No? That’s not a production issue, the introductions just got flubbed and Gnome left it in because he thought it was funny, and it’s not a part of the campaign, so some silliness is to be expected. 

The show is tightly edited and scored with overarching narration and great post-production tweaks. I’m...not sure why you would even drop a show for leaving in a silly communications snafu that lasts all of ten seconds, barely a minute into a pre-campaign episode in the first place? “Oh fuck, 10 seconds of an hour-and-a-half-long discussion weren’t my thing, best not bother with the campaign itself?”

There was a really wild incident when I was, iirc, 18 or 19, when I was having dinner with my mom at home and we started hearing a pounding sound on the roof and could see rocks falling outside. We had no idea what was going on, but we hurried upstairs and barricaded ourselves into my room because it was the least accessible from the outside while my mom called 911. While we were in there, we could hear the bathroom window break- and mind you, the window was functionally two approximately 3″-wide panes (set in thicker sashes, so the whole window within the casement is about 16″ wide), so we had this moment of bracing the door, in broad daylight, while hearing someone somehow manage to climb in through the broken bathroom window, walk up to the door, and turn away again. The pounding on the roof had followed us up, which made no sense, as it was a split-level house- it would have taken longer to climb up on top of the upper story than it seemed to have done. After a moment of what sounded like jumping up and down on the roof, everything stopped.

The police arrived about 15 minutes later, forced the lock on the front door, and swept the house before giving my mom the safeword that we could come out of my room. They couldn’t find anything, and the initial guess was that we had somehow been pranked by my brother, who was hanging out with his then-girlfriend at the time- but then it turned out they were at the mall about 25 minutes away when this incident happened.

The break in the bathroom window turned out to be only about an inch and a half in diameter, with the rock that caused it lying in the tub when the police arrived. The tub was out of commission at the time, and had been for a while (we all just used the shower in my mom’s bathroom instead), so the floor of the tub was dusty- and there was a boot print in the dust. 

Your blog: Stans the McElroys and Matt Mercer and incidentally mentions that you shouldn’t have bigots at your game table 

 This anongoblin: So you’re saying…men just…can’t D&D, huh

Eryn the worst part is that is like the most in-character fix I think you have ever written

- I am currently watching a small bird aggressively splash around in a tiny bathtub

- I’m actually several eels in a convincing robot

- Art is a hobby I’m still super passionate about despite not talking about it as frequently as I used to. It would be cool to sell prints or do commissions along with the perler bead stuff.

- One of my many less respectable goals is to write an erotic novel.

- I’m some vague variety of pagan. I’ve been low key practicing since I was 11 

- I somewhat recently became polyamorous.

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oh no...