god giving his mommiest of milkers to the he-est of theys:

“my child is dead” your child is flying the space station into the sun after deciding that the world is not worth saving

happiness is stored in boots that make me taller than I actually am

trying to design some short circuit players now that I’m done my worst exams but apparently the best my brain can come up with is that guy from the berries and cream commercial

it just hit me that after this weeks episode there’s only one episode left

now my question is, what will they have to do now? because their whole plan seemed to center around fighting jonah or something of that nature to get the world back to normal. that doesn’t seem to be possible anymore and now it’s really difficult to predict what’s going to happen in the next episode.

the feeling of predicting that jonah probably didn’t get exactly what he wanted and then seeing it actually happen is really lovely

the universe has decided to hold me back by giving me a cold