vmon!!
Kiss Meme Drabbles : Vmon : 14. Hips
note: this drabble (lol) is highkey kinda unofficially from the universe this is set in, so Iâm gonna tag @namseok too bc this would be of special interest, iâd imagine :3 the tenses are kinda weird but theyâre meant to be, just go w it.
Taehyung saw him from across the room like one of thoseslow-mo movie scenes except a lot less romantic with Yoongi slurring in his earabout the A.I. revolution or some shit. Taehyung canât even quite remember whathe was saying, just that it made a lot less sense filtering out through his fourred cup beers than Taehyung imagines it did in his head. Anyway, he saw thisguy standing there by the kitchen doorway, with a bottle in one hand and a deepblush across his cheeks, the sweetest thing. Dusky, dark purple hair and anupsettingly fitted shirt tucked into jeans, one of the longest humans Kim Taehyunghad ever laid his eyes on. (Also one of the prettiest, this soft, glowy qualityto his entire being, even standing right next to a whole Park Jimin â a movewhich would render most members of the human race visibly obsolete.)
Of course, that deep blush across pretty guyâs cheeks wasall to do with that whole Park Jimin, too. Jimin was leaning in close with hiseyelashes low, hand raking through his hair in that one way every 3.5 secondsas if he was actually flirting.Taehyung rolled his eyes watching them, wondering if pretty guy had noticed yethow Jiminâs gaze kept flicking into the kitchen to where Hoseok was hanging outwith Seokjin, trying to look like he was having a good time even though anyonewho knows them would place a solid bet that he was almost certainly whiningabout his and Jiminâs latest spat.
A waste, Taehyungthought to himself, pouting into his own cup as he took another sip of hisbeer, watching pretty guyâs face light up in a laugh. It made his neck arch ashe tipped his head back, a fucking glorious sight to behold, but Jimin took theopportunity to chance another glance into the kitchen. It was painful to watch,if Taehyung was being quite honest with himself, so he stopped, reluctantly,turning as much of his attention as he could spare back to Yoongi.
Leaning heavily into Taehyungâs side at that tender point inthe night, head practically on his shoulder, Yoongi was still blabbering halfnonsense, the alcohol bringing out the very worst in his usually subtle lisp.His free hand was flying about animatedly, brows pulled tight together, eyesnarrowed at the immense concentration required to make words at that moment.
âAnd one day theyâre jusâ gonnaâgonna fuckinâ crack a codeor run some fuckinâ numbers, I donât fuckinâ know, whatever the fuck they do inthose fuckinâ labs â itâs just gonna be a normal Monday morning andâwell⌠Iguess it could be Tuesday or Wednesday or⌠or like any day of the week⌠maybenot even Monday because who the fuck makes history on a Monday, but likeâcouldjust be a normal day thatâs not Monday and theyâre just gonna discover thething â the fuckinâ one tiny thing âthat makes the robots like ten thousand million zillion times more interâinterallâintellerââ Yoongi paused,squinting even harder down into his cup. âNo⌠No, intellectâintellegant⌠in-intelligent?Intelligent,â he repeated it, veryslowly, as if he was making quite sure it did, indeed, sound like a real word. Hepaused a moment afterwards, still thinking about it, before a triumphant sortof smile washed all woozy over his face. âYeah. Thatâs the one. Intelligent.â He nodded to himself for acouple seconds, looking very satisfied with his achievements, taking anothersip from his cup before he turned to Taehyung.
âWhat was I saying, Tae?â he asked, blinking hard, eyes wideand bleary.
Even with half an eye on Jimin reaching up to touch prettyguyâs purple hair, Taehyung couldnât help but smirk at his roommate. âYou weretalking about how youâre finally drunk enough to hit on Jin-hyung,â he toldhim, but Yoongi wasnât far enough gone yet for that to work, no quite.
âThat doesnât sound like me,â he muttered, eyes narrowingagain, shaking his head. âThereâs no such thingas drunk enough to hit on Kim Seokjin. To get drunk enough to hit on KimSeokjin, Iâd have to, like, fuckinâ tequilamyself to death and⌠and just hope my ghost is then drunk enough to find him and hit on him, maybe.â Yoongi sniffed,lifting his cup halfway to his mouth before he stopped, making some pointedgesture with it instead. âBut thenIâm a ghost, so Iâd be, like⌠like, Idunno the word. Yâknow, not solid?Iâd be unfuckable. If I still canâteven get fucked by Kim Seokjin Iâd have⌠Iâd have died in vainâŚâ Yoongi trailedoff, blinking, brow furrowing as he seemed to think about that for a bit, butTaehyungâs eyes were across the room again, wholly distracted. âThatâs fuckinâ tragic, Tae.â
And Taehyung wholeheartedly agreed, watching pretty guysmile again as Jimin said something no doubt charming and hollow, making prettyguyâs pretty teeth glint under the coloured lights. His smile was so big evenTaehyung was impressed, the kind of smile that made his cheeks puff up huge andhis eyes disappear.
âSo tragic,â Taehyung murmured, reaching to catch Yoongiâswrist. âCâmon, hyung.â
âWhere we goinâ?â Yoongi asked, dropping his half full cuponto the floor and stumbling up onto very wobbly legs, though Taehyung wasquick to get an arm around his waist.
âTo get you some water,â he told him, half dragging him acouple steps to get him started on the whole walking process, prompting musclememory to kick in. âAnd kick Park Jiminâs ass.â
âOkay,â Yoongi mumbled, letting his head loll over ontoTaehyungâs shoulder.
âOkay,â Taehyung echoed, using his free hand to give Yoongiâscheek a gentle, encouraging pat.
The walking thing didnât turn out so good for Yoongi, but itwas fine, they were fine, they made it through the crowds, the obstacle courseof furniture hidden amongst bodies, and they made it with all four shinsintact, a fact of which Taehyung is very proud. They were only a little wayfrom the kitchen when Taehyung spied Seokjin on his way out, Yoongi too busywith his head tipped back staring up at the patterns a cheap old-school discoball was painting on the ceiling to notice anything.
âHey, hyung,â Taehyung called out, hobbling the last couplesteps to catch up to Seokjin and tipping Yoongi forward to prop against him,holding onto his waist till Seokjin got an arm around his shoulders. âTakethis.â
âIs he okay?â Seokjin asked, ducking his head a little totry see Yoongiâs face. Yoongi chose that moment to look up, blinking inconfusion and probably also to clear a little of the blur. Taehyung couldalmost pinpoint the moment that he did, bleary eyes going wide, cheeks flushingpuce.
âHe needs water,â Taehyung said, then winked at Seokjin whowas looking pretty flustered himself, as he tends to get every damn time hemakes eye contact with Yoongi. âMaybe some light making out, but be a gentlemanabout it. Iâm gonna get another drink.â
âTae, noââ Yoongi began, half reaching out in some dramaticattempt to catch at Taehyungâs shirt as he backed away, but then Seokjin spoke,said something perfectly inane, and Yoongi went right back to gazing up at himlike he was seeing god.
âTalk to him about robots,â Taehyung suggested, beforeleaving them to it, passing right by the kitchen doorway with a deep sense ofpurpose that he knew for a fact was coming 100% from all that liquid courage.Kim Taehyung is scared of the dark and bees and at least 47 other things; he isno knight in shining armour, but he saw a situation in which he could mayberescue many hearts and dicks just by tapping a beautiful man on the arm, and hewent for it.
âHey, is this guy bothering you,â he asked, plastering onhis best concerned frown, but pretty guy barely got a chance to open his mouthbefore Jimin was growling.
âTae, fuck off.â
Taehyung turned to him instead, leaving pretty guy to lookconfused â very prettily confused. âGo talkto him,â he ordered, pointing into the kitchen. They could all see Hoseokclearly through the open doorway, still standing by the fridge, slumped againstthe counter, alone and plucking miserably at the label of his beer bottle.
Jimin refused to look, though, jaw set solid, veryimpressive, very scary, but he had on the same sad eyes as Hoseok. It wasridiculous. Theyâre ridiculous. âStay outta this, Taehyung.â
âJiminnie, I fixed your eyeliner three times tonight becauseyou kept blubbering about how much you miss him, donât tell me to stay outtathis.â Taehyung glanced into the kitchen where he caught Hoseok looking theirway before abruptly dropping his gaze to his sad, half-peeled bottle again. âHeâsalone now and miserable looking, go talkto him.â
Jimin looked like he wanted to argue, looked very much likehe was going to argue, squaring upthose shoulders of his, but he finally chanced a side look at Hoseok. The wayhe deflated was almost comical, hissing a curse under his breath and castingpretty guy a guilty sort of glance before he (none too gently) pushed pastTaehyung into the kitchen.
This left them both standing there, Taehyung himself andpretty guy, watching Jimin go with a strange, mixed sort of silence hangingheavy over them both underneath the din of music and party noise.
âSorry âbout that,â Taehyung murmured.
Still frowning, pretty guy shook his head. âNo, itâs⌠itâsokay,â he said, though he seemed a touch uncertain, turning to look atTaehyung. âThanks, I think? I donât know.â
Taehyung shrugged, moving to lean against the wall next tohim. He really was tall; Taehyung considered himself pretty tall, but he wasspoiled living so long with a literal hobbit. This guy was a whole elf bycomparison. âHe was flirting with you to get at someone else,â he explained. âItâsmessy. Theyâre messy. Itâs, like, their thing.â
âYeah, I figured there was a catch,â pretty guy murmured,and he really didnât seem so surprised, considering how flustered heâd lookedwith Jimin showering him in all the niceties. Maybe he just really likes being complimented, Taehyungâs brainsupplied helpfully, making him bite his lip against as grin as pretty guyturned to look at him. âHe kept mentioning some Hoseok guy? He wasnât subtle.â
âYeah.â Taehyung nodded, grimacing a touch. âTheyâre havingsome problems.â
âIâm sorry to hear that,â he murmured, and he seemed to meanit so sincerely, soft eyebrows pulled in close together, eyes very warm. What the fuck, Taehyungâs heart demandedin that moment, sputtering strangely in his chest. What the flying fuck?
âOh, donât worry, theyâll be on each otherâs dicks again bythe end of the night,â he assured him quickly, overtaken with a sudden urge tomake certain this boy next to him never felt a negative emotion ever again.âTheyâre totally soulmates, just⌠messy ones.â
Pretty guyâs frown took a suddenly different tone, rightback to confusion with a touch of mild concern. âOh,â he mumbled, lips formingan O so round and precious that Taehyung couldnât help the giggle â the literalgiggle â that bubbled up from his chest.
âWhat?â pretty guy asked him, starting to smile slowlyhimself. âWhatâre you laughing at?â
Still grinning, Taehyung shook his head, shrugging gently. âYouârecute,â he said simply.
âAnd whoâre youtrying to get at?â he asked, with a dry edge of humour Taehyung would neverhave expected from such a sweet face â a very welcome surprise.
He shrugged again, a touch more on the demure side this time.âWell, you, hopefully,â he admitted, handsdown the smoothest thing heâs ever said, then leaned over a little closer tostage whisper, âThis is sincere flirting, I promise â why dâyou think I savedyou from the marauding Park Jimin?â
Pretty guy did this thing where he looked surprised for amoment, eyes widening, before he ducked his head a little as he smiled, dimplesâ dimples â popping in his cheeks, both of them. âAh,â he murmured, andwhen he blushed that time, it was entirely Kim Taehyungâs doing and he wasfairly certain heâd never felt more proud in his life.
Namjoon. His name was Namjoon â is Namjoon because the sweet boy he met an hour ago with theblushing and the soft cheeks is the same boy currently tugging on Taehyungâshair and cursing through his teeth as Taehyung sucks on his aforementioned glorious neck. The bathroom is the coffin kind, tiny, boxy,about three centimetres of space to move around in, but with Namjoon â itâs apretty name, too, Taehyung thought â pressed up tight against the closed door,itâs fine. Itâs too hot, too stuffy, almost impossible to breathe with themirror already fogged up, but itâs great. Namjoonâs neck tastes like salt andpeaches and actually, thatâs pretty fucking intriguing.
âWhyâwhy dâyou taste like peaches?â Taehyung pants out, resurfacingfor just a moment to frown at him and peck at his lips again. He can alreadyfeel sweat slipping down his back, but the raw heat he can feelbleeding through Namjoonâs thin shirt makes up for any unpleasantness.
âRoommate,â he mumbles, word muffled by Taehyungâs ownmouth, because itâs kind of hard to keep it off Namjoonâs, even when heâs meant tobe talking. See, heâs got these squishy lips, thick and soft in a way thatshould not be allowed; Taehyung feels as if heâs stealing something preciousand decadent every time he nibbles on one.
âYour roommate, heâs peach-flavoured?â he asks, dipping downagain to brush kisses along Namjoonâs jaw. âLucky. Mineâs more like the spicepackets in the shin ramyeon.â
Namjoon laughs, but Taehyung feels him shake his head. âHemakes me moisturise,â he explains, low voice all breathy as Taehyung nipsgently at the red mark heâs left underneath his ear. âHe bought the productsand everything, I didnât choose this life.â
Taehyung hums against his skin. âThank him for me,â he says,reaching down to start tugging Namjoonâs shirt out from his jeans, lickingagain over the mark before giving it a curious sort of look. âHey, you think Ican get this thing the same colour as your hair?â
Namjoon snorts. âAre you kidding?â He sounds as if he trulydoes not know what to expect â he learns fast.
Taehyung nods decisively. âYouâre right, Iâll come back toit.â
Another soft huff of laughter ruffles Taehyungâs hair as hestarts kissing lower down the front of Namjoonâs throat, fingers fumbling withhis nasty, awkward little shirt buttons. Itâs homophobic, really, how theystand so firmly in the way of Taehyungâs mouth getting on the rest of Namjoonâsinexplicably glowy skin, but when he does finally get them undone, itâs worthit. For the sight of all Namjoonâs chest, because there does seem to be a lotof it for such a narrow guy, for the sharp lines of his collarbones and the wayhe sucks in that harsh breath through his teeth when Taehyung runs his tongueover his nipple â yeah, itâs worth it alright. He stores that particular pieceof information away for later as he drops down onto his knees on the cooltiles, tilting his head back to meet Namjoonâs eye.
He looks woozy, several beers more drunk than he looked whenthey stumbled in here, lips a swollen mess, skin flushed and shining under theharsh bathroom light. His purple hair â âgrape hairâ, he called it, he was veryspecific â is all mussed up out of that cute gently quaffed style he sportedearlier and Taehyung swears heâs never seen a thing more gorgeous, certainlynot one thatâs mattered enough to stick. Heâs a sensitive creature, too,Taehyungâs noticed, kinda sappy, like just now when he brushes Taehyungâs toolong bangs off his face then lets those endless fingers trail down his cheek,all tender. He brings his thumb around to brush over Taehyungâs lips andeverything in the world wouldnât be worth the look on Namjoonâs face whenTaehyung opens his mouth, letting his thumb slip right inside.
âShit,â hewhispers, hoarse, as Taehyung rolls his tongue around it, sucking gently,smiling slightly when Namjoon brushes the pad of his thumb over his tonguepiercing. He was pretty intrigued by it during all that hallway making out andTaehyung thinks heâs about to be even more intrigued in just a moment.
âYou got real pretty hips, hyung,â he murmurs, glancing upat him through his lashes as he starts to undo Namjoonâs jeans. âI can call youhyung, right?â
Namjoonâs still flushed deep, but Taehyung can see now itâsspread all down his neck and chest, too, the sweetest rosy flush. (He wondershow far itâll have spread by the end of the night.) âYeah, I think weâre pastformalities,â Namjoon sighs.
Taehyung hums in quiet agreement as he leans in to press akiss to one of Namjoonâs hipbones. They really are pretty, jut out just alittle too far because heâs a skinny thing, a beanpole, but that only makes iteasier for Taehyung to nip with his teeth, make him jump and whine, handscoming back to weave in through Taehyungâs hair. He continues, right down thepretty slope of Namjoonâs right hip, sucking wet, teasing kisses above thewaistband of his boxers, and running his tongue up the dip of his left hipbonepulling the most incredible moan from him. He seems sensitive there, more thanmost, all but squirming only for the firm grip Taehyung has on his thighs.
âCâmon, TaeâTaehyung,â Namjoon groans, knocking his headback against the wood of the door.
âYou can call me Tae, yâknow,â Taehyung tells him, lipsstill pressing kisses onto the bony jut as he tugs Namjoonâs jeans down aroundhis upper thighs. âSâokay, all my friends call me Tae.â
âWeâre friends?â Namjoon asks, laughing softly, and Taehyungmight be offended only for the fact the he sounds genuinely curious.
He pulls his lips away without warning, leaning back to pinhim with a very serious look. âHey, I only get on my knees for my best bros, KimNamjoon,â he informs him, under no uncertain terms. âYou know what they say, nobro, no blow.â
âNo one says that,â he mutters, but this Namjoon sure is asmart guy, holding up his palms in a quick surrender the moment Taehyungnarrows his eyes at him. âOkay then, weâre friends,â he agrees, hands loweringslowly to push his fingers into Taehyungâs hair again, this pretty, cheeky sparklein his eye. âBest friends, definitely, yes.â
Taehyung hums dubiously, eyes still narrowed, consideringthis for a brief moment, Namjoon looking amused despite his gentle squirming. âBestfriends,â he finally says, nodding once to himself as he curls his fingers intothe elastic of Namjoonâs boxers, breaking the act to give him another grin. âYeah,I guess I can work with that.â
i wasnât rly happy w this, but i didnât wanna leave it another night without posting, lmao. iâll clean it up before it goes on ao3, so hopefully itâll be better then! i hope u enjoyed a lil anyway, dear <3



















