So I just dove into the first episode of the Guardians of the Galaxy series from Telltale and her is what I got (Warning: Spoilers Under Cut):
1. I haven’t played a Taletell game since the days of Sam and Max Freelance police so I kinda suck.
2. Yeah I’m no good at the high paced button pushing so I die like a lot
3. Somehow managed to kill Thanos! I kick ass! And stop kicking him Rocket!
4. They are my friends/complicated family unit thing! Of course, I’m going to buy them drinks and try to make them happy! We are the gosh darn Guardians of the Galaxy for crying out loud! Drax you got your revenge and Rocket you were the man who built the gun! Without you, I wouldn’t have been able to do anything!
5. WTF Rocket! We save the Galaxy and now you want to break up the team?! You are not leaving me you little trash panda!
6. I’m glad I helped Gamora. Although I meant the whole family toast as all of us hey she can have it. Especially since I’m going to piss her off later on. I just kow it.
7. GUYS! Don’t make me choose between you!
8. I just wanna hug Drax and Groot, they are the only two who believe in not making my life difficult.
9. I love the little touches of stuff like the mail from Yondu and the other characters. It like the people making the game actually care about the universe they are telling the story in.
10. I know I’m going to regret choosing the Collector but Rocket is threatening to leave me! I don’t know why I’m being an asshole to the Nova, guess it must be my Ravager blood.
11. I’m just not making good decisions for Gamora, man I am not getting any tonight.
12. No Meredith! I swear I will be a good kid! Just don’t die!
13. You know Taletell I would do better in fights if you guys told me how to do some of these button things!
14. Of course, I choose Gamora! A. I can avoid fights and B. I gotta do right by her somehow!
15. Yeah, I would kill to get my mom back...I think...I would rather say no because I believe Meredith wouldn’t want me to but I think Peter is not in the right headspace right now with whatever that thing did to him.
16. Wait! Taletell can’t actually kill Star-Lord right?! I mean it would bring up that whole thing with Gamora saying the team would fall apart without him but still!
17. Getting romantic with Gamora after being stabbed and thrown into space, funny feel like I’ve seen this scene somewhere before
18. Guys! Dying here! Not the time to argue!
19. Okay, so the priest came in to tell me he was giving me some time. He basically enters for a second then leaves the kid basically doing what he was doing before the priest came into the room. Couldn’t they have just started with him in the room? It just seems odd to me.
20. I know I’m a bit too trusting of Yondu, but he’s mother flipping Yondu! I’d want to go with the guy!
21. Okay, so I’m pretty sure this game supports Starlilly! I mean Yondu knows Meredith and she has asked him to take care of Peter. I really want to know the backstory is between the two of them.
22. I am healed! And I’m with Star-Lord, WTF?!












