I'm a vampire and I'm not like other girls, I have super pretty marks all over my body and super amazing powers-but it's SUPER DEPRESSING because all I want is to be like other girls-OMFG IT'S A CURSE! IT'S BULlPOOPIE BECAUSE I'M TOO GOODY TWO SHOES TO SAY SHIT YET IN THE NEXT BOOK I KILL TWO MEN IN MILDLY ANNOYED RAGE! I have strong cherokee features that I will make known to you on the start of every date- because, you know, you're obivously too stupid to get it your self.Hope to date you soon
Sounds awesome! And since I’m a lesbian I’ll obvious have weapons to help you on your journey but if you want emotional support you’ll have to go to Damian I mean, he is the gay one and that’s what they’re good for











