#stansron

Do you know God is a Sad Teddy Bear? Since many put blame on him or deny his existence he finds himself a depressed, stuffed bundle of soft sewn fabric. He of course has a son named Jesus, but do you know about his other son? Stan Sron? More responsible and hard nosed Stan Sron brings order and justice to balance Jesus' lessons of grace and forgiveness. In the spiritual realm, the divine family has two cats. Hover Cat and Basement Cat. At one time they lived in Heaven together, but after Basement Cat tried to kill Sad Teddy Bear God by burning down the holy palace, Sad Teddy Bear God banished him to a life of dim-lighting and dry cat food in the basement of the newly constructed divine palace. Hover Cat on the other hand is an earth cat who comes and goes freely through a cat door at St. Peter's gate. She's a good kitty, although elusive, most are surprised when she makes her presence known. Outside of the constraints of time this unique group has created and designed galaxies, but for some unbeknownst reason they have an affinity for Earth. And it is on this planet that many of their adventures take place...