#stakar

Ninja Turtles

Hellboy

Guardians of the galaxy

Marvel (coming soon)

Mantis: This may come as a shock, but I’m actually not very good at talking to girls. Drax: Why, is there someone you are good at talking to?

Tony: It sounds like something the Guardians can handle. I can’t guarantee they’ll handle it particularly well, but – Dr. Strange: If they got guns, and brains at all – Tony: They’ve got guns.

Quill [over intercom]: This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then… explode.

Yondu: Stakar, tell me I’m pretty. Stakar: Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion. Yondu: ‘Cause I’m pretty? Stakar: ‘Cause you’re pretty.

Quill: And I never back down from a fight. Gamora: Yes, you do! You do all the time!

Quill: You wanna run this ship? Rocket: Yes. Quill: …Well… you can’t!

Yondu: Been a long time since Nebula shot me and that was due to a perfectly legitimate conflict of interest. I got no grudge.

[Quill, playing with action figures of himself and Ego] Ego: Yes. Yes, this is a fertile galaxy, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this galaxy, and we will call it… “This Galaxy”. Quill: I think we should call it your grave! Ego: Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Quill: Har har har! Mine is a victorious laugh! Now die!

Dey: Do you have any idea how much trouble you’re in? Rocket: Gee, I’ve never been in trouble with the law before.

Gamora: Sweetie, we’re crooks. If everything were right, we’d be in jail.

Mantis: Also, I can kill you with my brain.

Drax: You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin’ command here!

Quill: I’ll be in my bunk.

Guess who finished writing a Fanfic! If you’re into Yondu actually becoming the space equivalent to a crazy cat lady check it out. The only difference is that the cats are Kids, and the crazy is their birth dad.