#ssuke

“Narutooo,” Sasuke’s fucking pouting, and if that isn’t a warning sign, he doesn’t know what is, “Where are we going, stupid?”

“Back home, dickwad. How much did you drink?”he means to scold his friend, but he’s half whining and half laughing. Sasuke never fucking smiles but here he is, grinning with his cheeks flushed bright red and his dark eyes sparkling like the fucking night sky.

“You know, you have really pretty eyes.”

Naruto freezes, his brain going blank for a good minute before he turns to face Sasuke with complete disbelief and shock in his eyes.

“Why did your eyes have to be so pretty? I try so fucking hard to hate you, but there you go, doing some sort of...”

He makes a really confusing gesture with him hands.

“...hypnosis. Are you even real?”

“Um.”

“See? You’re so stupid,” Sasuke complains, his voice low and slurred, “but it’s so cute. How am I supposed to not be in love with you when you’re so damn adorable? It’s so unfair!”

Naruto’s heart is pounding so hard that he can hear it. His head is empty and everything feels fuzzy.

“Do-do you...love me?”

Sasuke shorts, shaking his head and laughing hysterically.

“Fuck, you’re so fucking stupid. I just had to fall for a moron, huh? And it’s not like you love me any- hmph-”

Naruto grabs him by the collar and smashes their lips together. They have no idea what they’re doing and the kiss is sloppy as fuck but it works for Naruto. He’s wanted this for so long.

Sasuke tastes like fucking tomatoes.