#sssidney

Dr. J. Dodgecrank: Fusion of Jolly Dodger and Dr. Krankcase A very friendly, cheerful, but disgraced scientist who is currently hiding from both the law and the main villain in this 3D animal mascot platformer. Our heroes tend to find him located under bridges or behind buildings, where he offers a simple quest; destroy any of the giant robots found in the various levels and in exchange he gives the hero weapon upgrades. It’s not-so-subtly implied that he was the one that build these giant robots in the first place. One of the last robots you defeat is even wearing a “lucky frog’s foot” necklace. Mr. Crowley: Fusion of Sssidney and Dr. Krankcase What was once an esteemed scientist is now a very grouchy hermit that lives in the middle of a haunted stretch of swampland, where he lives in a hollowed out tree and regularly communes with the undead. He is able to use very powerful magic including summoning flocks of magical crows, but only with the two limbs he removed himself in a sacrificial ritual that granted him these eldritch powers. Despite all of this, he’s not evil. In fact, he’s one of the world’s most accomplished witchhunters... Captain Jacksid: Fusion of Sssidney and Jolly Dodger On the surface, he’s very polite and amicable. Just a friendly old bum who smells of dead fish that runs his own pirate ship of equally friendly blokes. Why, he’ll approach lost souls such as your hero and offer to help you on your quest. That is, until he invites you to the card table and makes you an offer - if you beat him at a card game, he will give you the information you seek. And he never loses... Dr. Sid J. Krankenfrosch: Fusion of Sssidney, Jolly Dodger, and Dr. Krankcase Not much is known about this guy other than he lives in an abandoned amusement park at the edge of a shady town and said abandoned amusement park happens to be guarded with an entire legion of robots of his invention. But I’m sure he’s a nice guy, right? ...right?