#ssorbus

uh bc my high school was legitimately fucking fake & the principal just hired who she wanted & i guess she had a Type. fortunately it really worked out for me! we actually had 4 gay teachers but the other guy taught like latin & greek & russian, nothing i ever took, bc she’d just hire ppl & be like “what do you know?” & then they’d just. make a class for that. it was a private school obviously & legit was in an office building (@xynfonica actually went there recently & it’s an actual dentist’s office now lol). we didn’t have lockers or even our own bathroom, we had to go to the building next door & use a key. but all the classes were AP & it was accredited somehow.

keep in mind that this was a school of like 100 people & we only had like 12 teachers total so that’s a gay population of 33%. i had just come from a baptist school where i went for 3 years (long story short i had one friend who was apparently baptist who transferred to that school, then my other friends did, then i asked my mom if i could go to school with my friends & she was like WHAT but she said yes, & that’s how my gay jewish ass ended up in a fucking baptist school for 3 entire bizarre years of my life). so needless to say this gay school was VERY different for me & like. pretty fucking great since i was already gay.

also it was fancy & in los angeles so a lot of celebrity children went there, like mel gibson’s kids & this girl who cried on my super sweet 16 when her parents didn’t get her the car they promised (she actually transferred to our school after being bullied out of hers due to that episode. sweet girl from what i knew of her!).