#ssavages

im upset man but he's so sweet like really what other person follows 12,000+ fans cmon he's such a sweetie 

"I was in Amsterdam a while ago. I went to the red-light district and I was really, really perturbed by what I saw. I thought it was going to be like little treasurers from Helsinki, but, in fact, it was vile. Strange even to the strange. I went into a bookstore and I opened a book. I should have known. It was like Kindersex and Habensex. Child sex, dark sex. And then I saw this animal thing, and the minute I opened it, I thought: 'Oh, fuck, it's too late. I've already seen it; now it's logged in there forever.' Hundsex. Dog sex. That was the most regrettable thing that I've done. I can see it right now. There it is, that jazzed-up chick right on this Rottweiler's schnitzel."

ha ahhaha ah aha haha ha ha yOURE SO FUNNY KAITLYn i rlly didnt even know this was u bc url chaNGE