β― VSAUCE OUT OF CONTEXT SENTENCES
βͺ A list of SENTENCES from Vsauce, taken out of context, to be used and changed however you see fit.Β
β ahoy, you! β β yes? aha, nooooooooooooooooooooooo. β β oh, hi. i didn't see you come in. β β do you feel this... connection that we have? β β bananas are fantastic. β β do you want my head delivered to your door in a box? β β i watch rick & morty. β β if you tear apart something i love, you might cause me to shed a tear. β β we should probably go get ourselves a brain. β β hmm, that was easy. β β what the heck is this thing? β β where are your fingers? β β use kids to commit your crimes. β β skeletons are scary, and spooky, but you know what else is? teenagers. β β wasssuuuup? β β i'm just catching up on some reading. β β it might look like i'm innocently reading, but what i'm actually doing right now is watching the second season of the fresh prince of bel air. β β don't you feel like a fool? β β this is unfortunate. β β i'm sure we all love to have fun with hand shadows. β β honestly, there is no real answer. β β we can resolve this problem by realising that oranges are apples. β β what do you say we get out of here? to space. β β hey! would you like to play with my toys? β β what would space smell like? β β let's cut earth. β β haha.... i'm alone. β β in my eyes, you are priceless. β β i know it looks like i just used the restroom and didn't wash my hands- and i didn't-! β β where did you get that body? the one you're in right now. β β i know when and how you will die. haha, but iβm not allowed to tell you! β β i can't marry all of you! β β i'm in my parents' basement. β β i'll be okay because i have a beard. β β your butt is magnificent. β β i hope you like things that are scary." β yolo fellow kids, ____ here, and... is it thursday? β β you can live the entire rest of your life without breathing. β β fear gives us life. β β watch out. β β you need to come back down to Earth. β β ... please help me. β β ..... i'm sorry. β β ... which is something we experience everyday, if you own a Justin Bieber singing toothbrush. β β i have a surprise for you, are you ready? ... bring in the cats! β β watch out, there's a skeleton inside your body! β
