#squish ship

I just spent two days high key dragging my significant other’s fave for everything he’s ever done....why the fuck hasn’t stormy bailed on my ass yet?

Things I have said to Stormy today include "Bert McSaltyAss" "If Bert is a landfill, Adam Lazzara is a piece of gum on the sidewalk" "Look, he's a petty motherfucker and he needs to stop. This is coming from a fucking petty motherfucker." "Quinn Allman is a better person than Bert McCracken will ever be. Even with no hair" And my favorite "I will live in the salt mines if I damn well please."

I think I broke my SO....whoops.

possibly got my so hooked on lead singer syndrome because this week is adam lazzara and if I have learned anything in two years of dating stormy it’s adam lazzara and bert mccracken will always be their weakness.

"I forgot they were emo." @mikecardenunofficial about ATL

@mikecardenunofficial threatened to pay Sisky to call me adorable. I would diiiiie.

I feel you all should know that my love for Mike actually has nothing to do with him and I could love anyone like that. I love Mike bc of the look Ev gave me when they saw him in person for the first time. And because of how excited and passionate they are when they talk about him and I just love how much he helped them. I love him bc he was there for them before I could be. And okay maybe I also love him as a person but mostly bc Santi exists and that album is perfect.