So we've been watching Letterkenny in my discord group and we've decided Wayne and Shane Hollander are cousins. @oksoheresthething came up with this absolute gold and it must be shared!
Despite not actually being from there, Shane is the pride of Letterkenny. Shane is also the male equivalent of Bonnie in that everyone is kinda horny for him. He's the entire town's hallpass and it annoys Wayne to no end.
"Now I’ms nots gay but I’d nots pass up a chance to be a hats trick for Hollander and Rosanov, is alls I’m saying.”
“Take about fifty percent off the top there, Dan.”
“I’d play on that line.”
“Dary.”
“I’d guard the net for that shootout.”
“The next person who makes a thinly-veiled comment about having sexual relations with my cousin, two time Stanley cup winner Shane Hollander, and his boyfriend, first round draft pick Ilya Rosanov, will pick their teeth off the floor and that’s no joke, do ya understand me?”
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“I’d be the puck at their practice.”
“Godamnit Katy, he’s our fucking cousin.”
“Second cousin.”
“Too close for comforts.”
“Not my comfort.”
“That’s fucking unfortunate.”
