I love making big meme draw pages but they take so looonnnggg, even when simplified :âD
Though âsimplifiedâ is always a challenge in self-control,,,,,
Left is the Pale Rider from @porkrolleggncheeseâs Dark West AU (featuring appearance by DW Strife), middle is Kiln!Death and Cephy, top right is a Yautja Reaper from @darkdemetyrâs AU, middle right is a Dispatch crossover with small feature of Sonar, aaand last on the bottom right is just OG Death tied to a paddle so I can subject him to more Situations~
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Hello and Howdy :] Below is a timeline of all my writings thus far for the Darksiders Against Creation and Dark West AUs! and believe me, I ainât done >:]
Be aware of some timeline jumping, I do not write these in order lmao
But I'll be constantly editing this list to add the new pieces in accordance to their timeline.
Ready? Letâs begin:
Darksiders - Against Creation AU
What if the Reaper earned his name another way? A wholly different sin worn as his badge of honour, the choice to fight for Balance never made ânever offeredâ as his blasphemous craft never ceased to consume his attention⌠greatest of which lives and breathes at his side; forever loyal, forever faithful.
Creation has its Four Horsemen, but the Pale Rider here carries the name of Ataraxy. For Death fought on the side of his kin that last day of the Nephilim, and has since sought nothing but a cruel vengeance onto all that would stand in the way of their return.
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Welcome to my most unhinged. AC is my baby and so like any proud parent I must show off my baby at every opportunity I find!!
There will be a separation of fics taking place before and after the Four Horsemen. Donât be confused about âthe Houndâ versus âAnathem,â they are both the same person but in different eras.
itâll make sense when I get around to writing it
Deathâs New Hound
Cruel Nature, Unholy Savior
Wild Dog Already Tamed
Bad Meat
Oh Horrid Mother
His First Gift
Grave Lord, Drenched in Blood
Shard of Envy
Spoiled Rotten
Your Heart in My Chest
Lost Kin
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Darksiders - Dark West AU
AU by @porkrolleggncheese, I'm just obsessed with the Pale Rider
Creation County ain't some backwater spread of land t'be taken lightly; Outlaws crawling in every nook and cranny, waiting to bleed you dryânot that the sheriffs are any better. Whoever built this hive abandoned us a long time ago, but t'least we have the Four Horsemen to clean up most of the mess they left behind. Bounty Hunters're hardly ever the friendly sort, but the Pale Rider's some extra special case of abrasiveâ ain't nothin' getting through that 10 foot thick wall he's holdin' up around 'im.
....Well, nothin' normal, anyhow. And that boy, Squid, come over from the county 'cross the riverâbright-eyed and eager to lend a hand where's neededâis anythin' but normal.
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My friend created a monster (/pos) and I'm making it everyone's problem. Behold, the SquidRider brainrot
"~" between fics indicates a big time skip in the relationship.
(Darksiders - Dark West AU by @porkrolleggncheese)
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CW: alcohol, card games, Rider being a grumpâŚ
Summary: whatâs a couple card games between budding acquaintances? Sure beats rotting at the bottom of a bottle all by your lonesomeâŚ
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Itâs about as typical an evening after a job as ever was, âcept that today Deathâs venturing down the path to getting at the very least buzzed. Hard thing to do without liquor, so again he flags to the bar for a new bottle. The barhand âa Watcher, Periphesâ goes to cut their quick-chat short with the boy at the counter, mentioning they gotta go give the Horseman his next fill before that rumoured dark temper brings consequences⌠Oh Deathâs growinâ annoyed alright, especially when it ainât the one who should be bringing him the booze that comes strutting towards his table.
That boy Periphesâ was chatting with âan odd and off-coloured young man, goinâ by the name of âSquidââ offered deliverinâ it for them; an offer near too quickly taken up, as very few voluntarily look to go near the Bounty Hunter unless theyâre in need of something from him...
But Squidâs new âround Creation County; bright eyed, bushy-tailed, oddly fascinated with affairs of the Horsemen and maintaining Balance as a whole... Tonight, the Pale Riderâs been drinking more than the boyâs seen him do before, and this could be a good way to go about approachinâ him. Of course the first attempts at friendly conversation go less than productively, the Horseman just taking the whiskey and stonewalling Squid in typical abrasive fashion⌠well, more of a âif I keep short and ignore the lad, heâll go awayâ than telling him outright to piss off.
Funny how the other tables close to his feel a foot farther than they ought to be⌠wait, thatâs âcause theyâre missing chairs on the nearest side! Well that makes it a bit more inconvenient to pull one up, but whatâs a few extra steps right? Deathâs about ready to either get up or tell the lad flatly to fuck off when Squid pulls out a deck of cards, saying heâs seen patrons playinâ hands but he never learned himself how the game works.
What, there a law âgainst card games where heâs from?
No, they just werenât his old mentorâs thing so he didnât get much exposure.
They make a deal of sorts; if Squid fetches him more liquor before the bottleâs last cup dries, then until heâs done drinking the Rider supposes he can enlighten him on the basics. Would save him the bother of flagging down the barhand every time, then waitinâ for them to get around to it.
Great! Squid sets up the âDealerâ 6 cards like heâs told âin as few words as the Rider needs to useâ and then deals his own 5 hand. Death ainât touching a single card; if the boy wants to learn, he can do it himself. Now yâaint supposed to see the Dealerâs hand usually, but the Rider âagainâ ainât touching a single card, so this is the best they can do. First round Squid ends up with Dead Manâs hand: both black aces and the black eights, fifth card (the hole) wouldna made it a better hand. Too bad it donât beat a straightâ Dealer wins. Alright, next game; Squidâs told he can discard and redraw up to three cards, which he does. He gets a look like heâs about to comment on his hand but the Rider tells him to shut it; wonât do him any good in a real game to go blabbing about his cards. The hands are picked and revealedâ Dead Manâs hand again.
âŚIt can happen, nothing too strange about it. One more, just so the boy can see what other combinations can be played. He discards and draws one card at a time until the three limit, eyebrows furrowing a lil more each of the three pulls. Pokerface needs work, but the Riderâs about to get the same look when that damn pair of aces and eights is turned over again. Squid swears heâs shuffling right, even finds a little humour that it keeps happening, but Deathâs getting ticked. Fine, change of gameâ this time heâs shuffling the deck. Canât get that damn 4-card hand in Hold âEm. The red aces show up in the river, and lad is exhilarated to flip his cards to show the other aces. Thatâs all four, heâd win. But⌠it itches at the Horseman a little. Not sure why, but he gets the feeling not to check the deckâs top two cards...
Squid does as they agreed and comes back not only with fresh whiskey, but a proposal too: why donât they play for real? Heâs hot off winning once and being a bit cocky about it. That attitude sure washes off fast as heâs losing the little gilt heâs got to the old pro, and it goads Death to keep wiping the floor with his ass the more Squid continues to claim heâs still having fun. When heâs got no coin left to play the Rider points out those pins to his vestâ thatâs gold enough.
That gameâs the first time tonight Death could really say he saw Squid sweat, fidgeting with his two cards as the first of the river flips over. Kidâs got nothing in his hand to win this one, but neither does the Bounty Hunter. In the end, funnily enough, both had one ace and one eightâ both of the black suites.
Squidâs relieved to put the pins back on his vest when the Rider also gives him back his gilt; heâs got no use takinâ the boyâs coin, though hopefully now he knows better than to bite off more than he can chew. Weirdly heâs not as thankful about that. Here he thought they were playing for actual stakes! Deathâs got no use for a foolâs gold, boy; yâainât got anything heâd actually want to bet for. Now git, heâs tolerated enough of your nuisance interrupting a nice night for drinking.
But Squidâs stubborn, sayin' if being miserable at the bottom of a bottle is all he cares about then they can bet on that! If the Rider wins he can knock back a glass of his chosen poison, but if Squid wins heâs gotta go a round without. Well the boyâs not won save the once, and heâs still offering to get the whiskey for himâŚ
what Death didnât expect was to start losing. Now, not in any downright cheated turn of luck âdespite his comment how âcheaters tend tâget shot round here, boyââ but itâs clear the squidâs started to pick up on the right ways to play. One round he wins, one round he loses. Loses again. Wins again, even makes a bit of a show of downing a double behind that bandana just to get on the ladâs nerves. Loses. Wins⌠but forgets to take his drink. Same with the next time. Bottleâs halfway done but eventually forgotten as the two just keep playing for who can win more rounds. Theyâre not really talking in between hands, but the atmosphere around that back table seems to shift after a while. Alleviatinâ, if even by just a little.
When it gets late and Squidâs getting tired, he packs up the cards and puts his gloved hand out to shake, the sportsmanly gesture to give your opponent after a good game. Death, however, doesn't answer the offered hand, instead staring at it hard for a solid second before quipping that if theyâd been playing in any way for real, Squid would be so far in debtâ⌠Which, yeah, most likely true; likely owe so much as to himself become the Horsemanâs property, Butâ-
âTâleast I helped you feel a lil better, right?â His smile holds only the faintest hint of mischief, though more happy to see the man in better spirits than anything else. He turns for the exit, already starting off with a short wave over his shoulder.
âGoodnight Sir!â
And then out those old oak doors heâs gone, before Death can process that enough to respond.
(Darksiders - Dark West AU by @porkrolleggncheese)
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Summary: The Pale Rider, for all his impersonable nature and abrasive edges, is still quite capable of showing he cares. It's only a matter of waiting for the right moment~
> Time for something real sweet, as a treat ^^ this one still gets me right in my own feels,,,,
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Now the Riderâs not one for eavesdroppin', per seâ heâs a man who stays alert to everything around him, thatâs all. Heâs likely not one to really care âbout them âonce in a thousand years or moreâ sky events; you seen one youâve seen âem all. Besides, sky ain't goinâ nowhere so whatâs the big deal in makinâ a fuss about it? âŚHoweverâŚ
âSo whyâd we have to be out here by nightfall again?â The boy asks again, now maybe the fourth time since they left town earlier that eveninâ. Tâgive the boy some credit, the Rider expected him to be a much bigger pester than he turned out to beâ seems the answer of âIâll tell ya when we get thereâ is all it takes to buy his quiet. Till they got there of course.
âJust keep your eyes up,â Death tosses over his shoulder without even lookinâ, quick roll of his eyes even if no oneâs facinâ him t'see. Heâs trying t'get this damn fire lit, and something about these matches just ainât holdinâ the spark.
âOkayyy, but you did sayââ
the Rider strikes another matchâthe one that finally catches, thank fuckâand lights a low campfire just as the boyâs voice cuts.
âHm, guess it started⌠good timing.â
âAâŚAre youâŚâ a hand gently finds Deathâs back as he stands again, the boy too entranced to do more than blindly feel out for him.
âAre you seeinâ this?â
âHe always did have a strange fascination with the starsâŚâ
The alleged heavens are lit up in hundreds upon hundreds of streaking comets, travellinâ all the way from one point of the horizon to the next, in longer arcs than any meteor shower neither the Horseman nor his apprentice can say theyâve seen before.
âYeah kid, hard tâmiss.â
ââŚitâs beautifulâŚâ
The Rider lowers his gaze to catch how those comets reflect their tails in the glimmer of his companionâs wide eyes, how in utter awe the boy looks to these faraway lights.
Is it fair to be jealous of stars? âŚis it reasonable? Whatever the answers to those thoughts could be, Deathâs distracted by suddenly being the center of Squidâs attention; bathed in a teary golden spotlight, somehow in a look more awed to find him than when turned to the literal cosmic wonder still flyinâ by overhead.
âSir, is this whyâ?â
âQuit yapping and watch, before yâmiss the whole thing.â
Death turns that spotlight away, but canât escape the boyâs arm slitherinâ into his open coat and hugging âround his waist, keepinâ the Rider well and close.
ââŚâN no more calling me that.â
âCallinâ you what? Sir?â
A grunted affirmation, refusinâ to look down in case he finds those damn eyes stuck to him again. In his rendered obliviousness, heâs got no idea what settles closer into his side. A small hum blows the cold night air to brush the Rider's skin.
âOnly if you quit callinâ me kid.â
Death breathes a very short laugh, likely to mock the young manâs request. But heâs got nothin' more tâsay, just brings a hand to his partnerâs sideâ keeping him from goinâ anywhere.
Wouldnât want his wanderinâ-prone self to miss the show.