#squidrambling

hate to break it to dan but phil Has to start each sentence with Look or Here's The Thing bc otherwise dan will never notice that he's trying to speak

Oh god Splash-O-Matic/Crab Tank is ABSOLUTELY getting nerfed in the future

the fact that a man they just met invited them to his house and they WENT????? oh to be a white man afraid of nothing

first time theyve ever acknowledged 19th of october for what it really is and this is how they do it. with hammers to my temples.

we were all so impressed by them committing to an upload schedule and they're late for the first one <33 good to know they really never change

dan and phil sincerely complimenting each other def the best part of today's ep<333

truly losing it in a way that i didnt think was possible after losing it every single day for six days

it seems i'll never grow out of dan howell gender envy