*jiggles over in nothing but a thong and camisole, one hand on clipboard, other hand scratching ass* cupie i have a question................. who do you think has the biggest dih in JJK? furthermore, who is crowned veiniest, girthiest, and curviest in your esteemed opinion?
*eyes you up like a lecherous booger-cum-containing fiend* hey sexy mama.. woah, sorry, give me a minute to think– i was 𝓭𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓽𝓮𝓭....
ok so biggest dih is def kuna or shokos rainbow dragon strap-on (i KNOW she pegs higuruma with it)
veiniest in appearance is satoru theres a prominent one running up the underside and theyre all visible and pretty under his porcelain skin (imagine the tip color + vein color + shaft color mmmm he'd have such a pretty dick), but then the one with the most yummy wall-scratching veins is nanami
girthiest is toji no explanation😊
aaaaand curviest is either suguru or satoru and they'd know it and angle themselves just right to use that curve on the puh. and then they'd fake pout and be all mean and teasing ab it too
