#squeezable

If y’all could only hear the little noises I make when @ginger-ly gropes me for photos 😳🥰

it's everyone's favorite siblings!! Sauce, Granola, and Bismuth! they're all similarly malleable rubbery (immortal) cags, though Bismuth leans more into malleability while Granola settles more into elasticity (Sauce is both properties). per each cag: Sauce is highly sociable and friendly with a penchant for usability and overall helpfulness, but also focuses a little too hard on keeping everyone at ease with him; Granola is less caring and more monotone—often inquisitive or challenging—with a distinct attitude; Bismuth is logical and wise, easily able to deflate conflicts and disagreements (great help on Sauce's part) but can be a bit hard to talk to himself

dont like shipping real ass people with real ass wives but...

long story short, this alien really likes this human after she did some very personal research in human biology

Teeny tiny spot of a red pepper flake