#squash match

Preston is a cocky fraternity guy who likes to spend a lot of time in the gym. So he thinks that his ripped body and will help him win at the Saturday beach wrestling event. He brings several of his college buddies to match, where he faces Gage, a local underground wrestler.

Gage immediately takes a cheap shot at the taller Preston. From there it turns into a total destruction of the frat boy.

More classic Slingshots into the bottom rope as Arn Anderson works over fan-favorite Alex Wright. Arn gives the big-dicked Babyface not one, but two Guillotines in this arousing squash match.

If I had a wrestling school, this would be the only drill.  Well, maybe there would be a table.

One of my loyal readers contacted me to thank me for creating this blog, and to let me know about his own obsession with pro wrestling which began in his childhood. He is actually able to identify the very first match that turned him on and made him into a lifelong wrestling addict. It was muscle-heel Don Muraco vs. 19-year-old Barry Windham. The match aired on Championship Wrestling from Florida (CWF) in early 1980 and is also available on YouTube.

Muraco looks swole and masculine, sporting a magnificent beard. Windham, on the other hand, is rail-thin, smooth-chested, and vulnerable, definitely relatable to skinny lads like I was, and my reader was, in 1980. Muraco proceeds to just decimate the rookie, whipping his skinny ass out of the ring, then blasting his head into the ringside barrier to bloody him. No mercy! He puts the kid away using the dreaded Asiatic Spike to his neck.

Gordon Solie makes it all seem real by acting outraged over this assault and hyper-worried about the youngster's injured neck as they carry him out on a stretcher. It's no wonder this match got my fellow wrestling fan all excited -- it checks many of the classic wrestleporn boxes:

Cute, young, overwhelmed rookie.

A brutal power-house with huge muscles in control.

A crimson mask.

Putting the youngster out cold.

Boytoy humiliated and dominated.

A sadistic, frightening scene ending in apparent injury. Bring out the stretcher!

This week's "free" match on the BG East Arena portal is a nice long squash match called "Bad Boys 1." The titular "Bad Boy" wearing black trunks n boots is Cole Cassidy. He pretty much dominates jobber Kevin Lee, who looks cute and vulnerable in a blue speedo paired with white boots.

Lee does manage a couple of basic moves like some Headlocks, which just inspires Cole Cassidy to yank his fkin hair, bust his balls, or scoop him up to Backbreaker him. This may be why the video is called "Bad Boys 1" because we see Cassidy using every dirty trick in the Wrestling Heel playbook.

When it comes to sadistic punishment, Cassidy's creativity is impressive! You don't often see the Suspended Surfboard, but Cassidy forces Lee to submit to it -- not once, but twice!

Then, in the middle of the beat-down, he drags Lee to the changing room, to Headscissor him while seated on the bench. (I meant to go back and capture some images of the locker room scene but let's just say I got distracted.)

My favorite was this Tree-of-Woe Headscissor in the corner. Check out Cassidy adding a Bearhug to an already painful predicament:

Another rare pro gimmick, Cassidy finishes off his jobber with a series of seizure-causing Heart Punches!

Lots of Headscissors. Lots of one-sided mastery. Plenty of good suffering. Numerous pleading submissions -- I got off on this one more than I thought I would! If you have an BG Arena membership, check it out. Or you can order Bad Boys 1 from the BG East website.