I put up a mighty fight but in the end they bested me...

Me: I CAN BE HINGED!!

Funi: But damn is it close to adding an "un" in front of it

Spy: Bebe, I can hear the squeaking from here

Black

favorite thing about them: Cat with gun!

least favorite thing about them: Nothing. He’s perfect!

favorite line: “Unpleasant people like [Garigari] tend to live forever.“ I think about this quote more often than I should.

brOTP: Aside from him and Nyu and various headcanoned platonic relationships, I kinda like the idea of him and Bun slowly getting along.

OTP: NYU/BLACK Y’ALL!

nOTP: Black/Garigari

random headcanon: He has a nasty habit of biting his claws. Even if he hates it when he does it, it’s hard for him to really stop doing it due to stress, and alcohol certainly isn’t helping.

unpopular opinion: I dunno.

song i associate with them: Caravan Palace - Rock It For Me

favorite picture of them

(it’s his eyes)

Pero

favorite thing about them: I guess his morally gray character is what makes him so entertaining for me. Like, yeah, kudos to him for rescuing underdogs from their predators who are the same species as him, yet he’s chill with those who steal things for him. (I mean in retrospect the guys the mice stole from were jerks anyway but point still stands)

least favorite thing about them: Can’t really say. I mean, for the most part, he’s a great example of an anti-hero for me.

favorite line: I know this line is from the oddly translated Russian dub, but the second movie’s “If I die, that’ll be permanent“ line is something I’d like to say sooner or later in my lifetime.

brOTP: Either him and Pierre, or him and Carter. Perhaps both. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

OTP: I mean…I guess my closest answer is him and the eye-patched assassin, but I end up imagining it as more of a “slow burn” or “one-sided feelings” scenario.

nOTP: Pero/Susanna. Like, no offense to actual shippers, but knowing her affection for him was fake in canon, it’s almost hard to believe that there’s ship art of them out there.

random headcanon: Not too long after the events of the second movie, he discarded his gun. After almost believing Jimmy got killed in his duel with “Boss”, he’s been rather afraid of the use of firepower.

unpopular opinion: While I don’t like how he looks in that one Captain N episode, some of his lines (including the puns) were pretty funny.

song i associate with them: Machigerita - Gensou Kitan

favorite picture of them:

Okay, now Yomigami is MUCH different than Janto.

While the Lightweaver isn’t his deity (he’s an Ice dragon, so he’s with the Icewarden), she was the one that made Imperials as a whole. If he ever found out that she regretted making his species, it’d hit him hard, Especially with everything else going on.

Y’know what? I actually wish that was true, but it isn’t. I thought it was “Wand” for 3 months after meeting her.

(and in my defense I WAS YOUNG AND STUPID AND ADA BASICALLY MADE MY HEART PUNCH MY BRAIN OUT WHEN SHE POPPED UP.)

@spyroid101