Alright, this is my entry for the Speak Your Own Language Day, so letâs see how it goesâŠ
First ah, I got one chart I sui sui found on google just for this.
âAlamak, why like that?â = âOh my god, how did things turn out this way?â
Same meaning as âWalao eh!â (Hokkien)
âEh, this kopitiam like not bad sia, wan makan here anot?â = âHey, this food place seems pretty popular, do you want to eat here?â
âCan lah.â = âOf course!â
âLiddat lor.â = âItâs just like that.â
âThis leh?â = âWhat about this?â
âCan meh?â = âIs this possible?â
âEy shit, paiseh ah, forgot liao.â = âOh no, Iâm sorry, I forgot this.â
(Yes âshitâ is somehow not a curse word here, everyone says it all the time, including children. Nobody censors it.)
5. Kaypoh or KPO (Hokkien)
âYou ah, sibei kaypoh leh.â = âWhy are you such a busybody?â
âEh, you damn steady ah.â = âWow, youâre pretty good at this.â
(I donât know why itâs here, I hardly ever hear this anymore.)
âWah air-con damn shiok siaâŠâ = âWow, the air-conditioned room feels so refreshing.â
(I think people in Florida feel our pain. 35 deg C, 85% HUMIDITY AND NO SEASONS ISTGâ)
âEy you damn bo liao siaâŠâ = âYou have nothing better to do.â
âMy ahma sibei kiasu. Go pasar malam in the morning for what?â = âMy grandma is so impatient! Why would she go to the night market in the morning?â
(Hah. FOMO? Kiasu came first. Itâs literally in our blood. Singaporeans are allergic to waiting.)
âWah this restaurant so atas confirm plus chop sibei ex one!â = âWow, this restaurant is so extravagant, it must definitely be expensive to eat here!â
Combination of âA-Boâ = âif notâ (Hokkien) and âthenâ (English). Meaning: Duh.
Used to describe some who is absent-minded, inattentive or clumsy. A common phrase is âBlur Sotongâ. Sotong is Malay for squid.
Example: âYou blur like sotong.â
Tamil origin. Used to describe a clumsy or fat person.
Example: âYou goondu.â
Malay origin, evolved from the word âcapâ which is âto markâ or âto stampâ. Means to claim or reserve something.
Example: âThis seat I chope already hor, donât anyhow ahâŠâ = âIâve already reserved this seat so donât try anything funnyâŠâ
(Yes yes, our infamous choping culture. Itâs a trend btw. I think the wildest thing Iâve seen someone used to chope a seat was their phone. Yep. Not kidding.)
Hokkien origin. Means âcrazyâ.
Example: âYou siao is it?â = âAre you crazy?â
Malay origin. Means friend.
Example: âEh donât go home late ah, later you end up got kaki then you know.â = âDonât come home late, or else you might invite a âfriendâ on your way home.â
Swee la, done liao. Any kaki who reached here, yaâll damn steady lah! I wan go toh on my bed liaoz. Bye.