#spunkymartian

((SHIT I DIDNT SEE THIS UNTIL JUST NOW ??))

Calamity pondered for a second, his fingers on his chin before raising his sign. ‘Teens like them?’ 

CAL!!!

*The doctor smiles at the martian’s curiosity.*

“Of course, my dear. I almost always am. I am a mad scientist, after all.”

[✍] “Well then. That’s not something you see every day.”

*Dr. Cockroach realizes this this little alien was mistaking him for one. He couldn’t blame her, really. His looks were rather unworldly. He lets out a tiny, amused chuckle before answering,*

“My dear, I am not an alien. I’m a monster-or half monster, really. I was a once human living in a country called England. I had the ingenious idea of trying to give humans the cockroach’s ability to survive. I had tested upon myself and became what you see before you. So I originate from this planet.”