I Violently Dislike You by @scratchmeout
"Look, you two are the worst things about this place. Everyone agrees, but I’m not supposed to say that. It’s against ‘the rules’. You make my job, and everyone else’s jobs, miserable. We’re all just trying to get by and you make everything uncomfortable, which makes you both incredibly selfish people and I don’t like people like that. No one wants to go to the breakroom or walk near your workstation. Do you know why we haven’t had another company retreat, even though we used to do them quarterly? You two. Do you want to know why the celebration dinner for the Vans campaign didn’t happen? Because the two of you nearly came to fisticuffs during the last company meal. You are an embarrassment and if it were up to me, neither of you would have jobs, but I’ve been told it isn’t up to me, so you still have one. Lord knows why. Now please get the hell out of my office and don’t fight anymore this week."
