#sprite_lightning

people will act like they're sooo different for having a thing for ghost or dark types when in reality I've never met someone passionate about steel types in all of my born years

They didn't even diagnose you with ADHD in the 1990s they just gave you a pokemon and set you out into the long grass

Since people are admitting to committing crimes on my dash i want to come out and say that I am literally blessed by whatever legendary or mythical you think is important and have never put a foot wrong a day in my life

I don't disbelieve in psychics specifically but it is a little funny to me conceptually. Universe said little extra treat for a for like <1% of the population, fuck everyone else.

Kids keep coming into my work and asking for me to heal their pokemon which is great 'n all but I work at a gas station?? I cannot emphasise enough how much I cannot do that.

You should not be allowed to own more than like 15 pokemon without a permit imo. Like ppl will have 2 pokemon out and then 20 in their fucking PC and I don't know how to tell them that tamagotchi collection would be more rewarding

Everyone put in the tags what your ability would be if you were a pokemon right nyeow I want 2 know