#spoopypetra

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Erdgun:

who is more dominant in the bedroom?: ...Gunther. by miles. in his weird gentle kinda way....Erd approves vehemently of the arrangements.

who complains the most?: Erd. When he's not being super cool 2nd in command he's pretty much just "Guntherrr, my feet hurt, I'm going to die." "Shh." 

who’s the laziest?: Erd works pretty damn hard on his paperwork and stuff thats obligated of him, so I don't think it'd be fair calling him lazy...but he definitely enjoys lazing around when the work is done and refusing to move.

who wakes up the earliest?: Erd. Gunther is notoriously difficult to get out of bed and does this bullshit thing where he Erd turns to him like "Gun, we gotta get up now." "I'm getting up." *doesn't move* ".....c'mon, really. Gunther." "I'm doing it." ".....Gunther you haven't moved." "What are you talking about...I'm...ready to go....hurry up..." etc etc

who does the chores around the house?: Gunther probably. Erd's jurisdiction is mostly cooking, so Gunther handles most of the cleaning, as he's very thorough.

who is the most protective of the other?: Gunther's lost a shit ton of people in his life--which makes the prospect of anything happening to Erd the scariest thing in the whole world. It sparks a few arguments between them a couple of times, with Gunther sometimes going to stupid lengths to keep him safe and getting hurt, and Erd being both worried about that and vaguely insulted he's being perceived as 'weak'.

who gets jealous the easiest?: Erd. Gunther is well aware of Erd's status as a very attractive, charismatic guy, and understands that people have a tendency to flock to him (though it does make him feel a bit inferior and sad). Erd on the other hand, on the off chance someone's taken with Gunther...well, Gun can be somewhat oblivious towards affection and often doesn't notice the feelings, or doesn't want to hurt them, which makes him act rather kind and understanding towards them. Erd yells into his pillow in the background.

and a song or group of songs that describes the ship: Oh man, I can't even begin. Uh....probably Honeybee by Steam-Powered Giraffe, which hurts me so much goodbYE

27. Both are actors playing in a movie who are a couple but actually hate each other.

His manager had accepted the job for him. Maybe it was on purpose that he wasn't told who his co-stars were, or maybe he just accepted it because it was a job. Acting was a thrill -- the lights hot on his skin, busy interns shuffling about in a frenzy, and then the director barking instructions. He had no reason to think this job would be unpleasant. It was what sounded to be a rather typical romance flick. That meant he would no doubt have a co-star to be paired with, but it wasn't like he hadn't done a similar role times before.

"Tall, funny and independent."

"Tch. Of course it is, Petra. Because people shit when they're scared. Hange won't listen. She's either not understanding or trying to fuck with me." His words are flat, direct, completely serious.